Enter Alicia, Magical Girl with the Pink Ribbon. Enter Jona,
Dark Principal of the Northeast High School #16. This, ladies and
gentlemen and everything else in between will be the battle of the
century!
Alicia strikes first, whirling her stylish Barbie lunchbox,
sparkling glitter flying out and enclosing Jona in a Box of
Trinity.
Jona explodes with anger! His grey tie disintegrates into
millions of sharp razor blades very hairy razor blades and slices
open Alicias torture box. He is now free.
Meanwhile, Alicia has set up a line of banana cannons, and
*GASP* finished loading them with mango-raspberry flavoured peels!
A line of heavy volley falls flat on Jonas face. He is severely
humiliated, guck drooping down his chin.
Now its Jonas turn to pay back the favour. With his political
prowess, he stands atop Capitol Hill, holding a shiny silver bell,
and tinkles the petite. Ding-ling-ling-ling-ling! Seven thousand
eight hundred and twenty-five Vice Principals with graphing paper
are marching into the stadium!
The Vice Principals cast a giant mesh of Graphing Paper Super
Web, wrapping around Alicia like a fishing net. What will she do
now?
Alicia activates her magic ribbon oh, brave new world! the
entire stage turns bright pink, and from the ground sprout walking
strawberries. Hear their mesmerizing voices, ooooh ~
Jona has fallen into a trance, but his VPs are running after
Alicia with calculus homework, and she cannot budge an inch in the
Graphing Paper Super Web.
She tries and struggles to stretch the Super Web and break it
open, but to no avail. The VPs are at her heels already.
They assign her 67,749,043 years of Maclaurin Series
exercises.
Oh no, Alicia has perished in battle! The students have lost
their freedom, and the Paperclip Kingdom has fallen
Game Over.
