Comprehensive 2013/2014 TFPL Player Guide

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Yourcomprehensive

whoswhoguide to the Top

FPL players of2013.2/1fav

Dadoune- A


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mysteriouscharacter with a

proven trackrecord of

success. Expecta top 200finish as long asoveruse of the


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word Dad inthe forum

doesnt lead toan arrest forincest.9/4Zophar.


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Always there orthereabouts,

Zophars name issynonymous with

the leaderboard.Only one

question


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remainsWhothe fuck is he?7/2 Gargamel-Sweden's favour

ite rotundBrolin-a-like is

often aslow starter, but


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make nomistakehe will

be a contenderfor top spot.

Famed for his incessant"LOL@"


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celebration andflairpickScandinaviannature.4/1 Alan

"Rumps"Parsons- Love

him or hate himthere's no


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doubting that atleast 5 of

thehedgehogfancier's 200 fpl

teams will makethe top

500 places. Asolid outside bet


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for top spot ifheavoid being

banned ormurdered by

Cully.4/1 Cully-His knowledge of

MLS soccer issecond to only


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Sarah Palin. Butdon't let that

fool you. Heis asure bet for top

2k unless Rumpssuccessfully

trolls him into asuicide


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attempt.10/1Frank. Seasoned

professionalwith a weakness

for Bratwurstand Zumba. MIA

since April 2013.


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20/1 Gabrielliukhan Mshiu- His name maysound like you

someone justsnotted on you,

but makenomistake his fpl


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record is nothingto sneeze at. If

he can avoid jailfor fraudulent

phonecallsdisguised as

a Nigerian princethen he has a


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real shot at theleaderboard.33/1 Daniel

Y U SAY THT

GUBB Curtis-


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There arentenough

adjectives todescribe

Dan, and mostof the ones wewould choosewould most likely


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lead to a ban.Anyhow, he

certainly knowshis stuff,and assuming theregs league isnt

deleted Idexpect him to


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finish inside thetop 5k.66/1 Falvey-After a strong

finish in2011/2012

Falvey lost hisway in


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2012/2013.Rumours of

adownward spiralcasused by

vodka, curling,puberty and are

all as yetunconfirmed.66/


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1 Gubbins-Outstanding,

Inspirational,Knowledgable,

Suave,Intelligent, are

5 wordsnotassociated


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with Gubbins.But make no

mistake, only amisguided love

affair withMcShane will

stophim re-


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entering the top20k (or Falveys

mum at the veryleast).100/1

Khurram XRayooooo cheddar

Dog Longi


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If oooos werepoints then XRay

would havefplwon by the

end of August.Sadly they

arent, and Ol X


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Ray is morelikely to be knee

dip in hitsandactress

clunge than fplprizes.100/1

RVPP- New tothe league last


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year RVPP madea big stir with a

strong finish inrank. Expect

himto do thesame this year

unless mummytakes the


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computer offhim.100/1 Aditya

- Famed for hislove of

Simon Cox andcurry, but make

nomistake Aditya


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is capableof cooking upa decent titlechallenge. If

hes in andaround the top

10k by Christmasthen expect him


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to slam theTukTuk into top

gear for astrong

finish.100/1Applebonkers- A

fpl enigma and aquiz night enema


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AB clearly is adifferent breed.

As

unpredictable as

Troy Deeneysfeet. A dangerousfloater.


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100/1 Kris DuPlessis- Kris had

a strong start to2012/2013 but

after a couple ofbad cap

weeksmysteriously disapp


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eared from allpublic leagues.

Hopefully thisclear IT glitch

hasnt destroyedhisentire fplhistory.


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100/1 PabloFrankButcher

Discobar

- This cheeky

cockney wouldsell his nan for

fpl points, infact,


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its quitepossible he did

last year afterrising f

rom nowhere toa decent finish.

However twothingsare


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certain. (1) Hewill take more

hits thanRihanna (2) He

will be involvedin some rule-

twistingcontroversy.500/1 Col


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Up until last

year you couldput your coat on

Col for a top 20kfinish. The

2012/2013


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season howeverdidnt go so well

and Col isrumoured to

have hit theburgers hard.

Get well soonCol.500/1 Kirt-


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What Kirtdoesnt know

aboutfootballwell.is

quite a lot. Butwhat Kirt

doesnt know


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about footballhe more than

makes up for inrandom drunken

abuse. Areasonable

outside bet, but


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dont put yourcarpet on it.1000/1 Khalid

KK Khatib-


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The UAEsfavourite

Jacuzzi

-dwelling

puntster will bethe one to

watchthis year.Not in terms of


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a high fpl finish,mainly just for

the LOLs. Hisboyish charms

andgenerallyupbeat

schoolboydemeanor would


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be endearing toeven the

sternest ofcharacters.

Expect at least5 LOLcaps thisseason from the


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Middle Eastsprodigal son.

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