I Pissed in the Tub Again

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"Mommy I Grandma's 01 enough todie isn It she?"



"W ill college be th is suck-ass?"



IIIf you don't pay up soon, 1 1 1 1 break yourother fuckin' kneecap!"



"That'll be enough 'God Bless You's'-the manis an athiest."



"Iwas humping the pillowond my penis got,

sick." '



"Five inches, MommyH FIVE INCHES'"



THE FAM ILY RAC ISTTM

"Mrs . Del porte says we shoul d get Kittycat a

spade so she can be havin' a

slave of her own."-



"Mommy, will YOll tell Billy to stop breathin'

and just fuckin' die already,"



• "T w o ic e 'te as , fo ur milks a a knife to cut th e

throats of these precious lill bostordsl"



"Jeffy's been possessed by the hideous

demon that lives in this plant."





% '1t h i n k KittycQt'$ in heat again."



"I F INA llY POPPED M ISS B ROW N!"



"Can we come home with you and see all• II

your wives.



"We'll be there in a minute, Mommy--as soon

as we finish diggin' BarfYs grave."



"Doddy made me give him a Joe Bob."



"How do you spell 'Me'? --And don't go. too fast ...



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"I'm hot, Mommy, will you blow me.'



'r y ou 'II f i nd the restrooms if you pull

your goddam head out of your ass and

LOOK for them."



"I was [ust down saying 'goodby to 'the ocean an'

this big -guy came over and pissed all overme."



IIMommy says welre

buy ing G randm a som e TOILET W ATERl

The old bitch is so senile, she'll prob'ly wear

itlll





"They're Pilgrims and they invented gen'cide."



"If you find any hairs in the food, Grandma,don't worry about it. They're just

pubes."



·'Don't worry, J~f7'while you're in the hospitalwe'Il beproyln for you all the time.

Prayin' that you diel"



"Don't be shy, Pops. Off wi t ' dem trunks

and out wi t ' da solorni."



"H elIK ES m el H e's not even fightin'me when I put my fingers up his butt."



" G ' N 1G H T , YOU FUCKERS!"



liThe difference between dogs and cats is catslike to THINK about what they're

going to fUC~."



"When the guy said it was a pussy trap I

thought ... "



"Sho ll I fe ll G od w hat we do in the tub?"



"M om m y I I hurt m y sel f playin' Jesus!"



"You'll hear a lot more goin' on i f you'll put thatthing on m y testicles. II



"Billy says the doctor wil l use hedge shears likeDaddy's to take my foreskin off." I



"If you want me to read .to you you'Il have to stop

turnin9 poges looking for titty pictures. II



"M om m y I NOW how many days till B illy goes

back to Juviej"



'Those funny brownies of yours sure made

me awful hungry, Mommy. II



THE HEAVEN 'S GATE CIRCUSTM

"I don't know which is longer-the nightbefore Christmas Or the night before

we get into the Mother Ship and go to our

new home in the sky."



"H e has som e tee th . but he's still

,very easy on the cock." '



"M em ber w hen Sam w as a I lt+le pup an d w e usedto put n ew spape rs on the k i tch en floo r fo r

h im to sh it on ? °

That w as really fun , huh?"



"When you see a dot on the ceiling that wasn't there

before, then that' swhen the acid is kickin' in."



"I'm gonna catch me a MAN '"



"Next week weill throw down some crumbs."



'Wave your ann, Jeffy. Yoo can't 'spectMommy to see you opening and closing

your zipper. II I



"C o uld y oU w r ite 'B i lly , y o U little 0 55\1 0 1 e', on

the cake?"



"We like you best. Our other sitter isn't a

swinger."

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