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A ZINE 14'08 'l'llE SAUCIES'I' AND llO\fDIES'f l~E!llNIS'I'

ICONOCIAS'l'S 'l'HA'I' 'l'lllNI{ I, A'l'lllAllCU\' AND )JISOG\'NY

llEAU.,\' SUCI{

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Come here. Let me befriend you. Th.is zine will become a medium through which we can commune with each other. Write about some ridiculously ideal notions that may never materialize, romanticiu and celebrate beautifully insignificant stuff, expand the stagnant narrow minds of an anonymous audience, forge some serious political dissidence, or attempt to tramcribe the elusive and sacred feelings concealed in that soul of yours. So, maximize the productivity of your manual dexterity while simultaneously exercising the gray matter and put out some stuff on paper that will connect and affect another.

Cowgrrrl ink is my undernourished brain child. Undernourished because rm writing under an intimidating deadline entitled "March 4th" by my women's studies course at the University of Minnesota. Th.is was initially a project for clas.9 rather than some desperate misunderstood artistic attempt at expressing some lustfully crude ideas. So, although not entirely honorable notions for putting out a zine, I really have fallen in love with the idea and have reconciled with myself that Ink is worthy of having hundreds of compatibly intellectually immature eyes receive partial cerebral stimulation from its prose. Let me elaborate on some of the finer points of Ink that I hope will materialize if it ever gets its butt off the ground. I'll probably initially address the readers with a love note similar to this one to let ya'll lcnow what's going on with management. Then we'll ease on into the good stuff. "Saga" is going to be my attempt at formulating some semi-fiction about this ranch thing that I often mentally masturbate about. I don't want to divulge too much about it, for it will hopefully unfold beautifully in your minds if I can manage to articulate it with some justice, but let me give you a taste. Just a little taste to get those creative visualization juices flowing. I want the ranch to be a sanctuarial think tank for women to come to and be able to live We passionately and happily without the constraints of our patriarchal society that forces us to accept misery as a viable existence. Absolutely feminist oriented, appreciating and expecting diversity in ideas with a fondness for the "fringy" kind of stuff that is totally underrated and under exposed. Loosely structured to accommodate an influx of women that will bring with them a mixed and messy bag of expenence and wisdom to create a resourceful and self-sufficient female friendly environment. Lesbian? For sure, but not entirely. Separatist? I don't know yet.

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rm still in the process of creating departments for Ink, the paper manifestation of the ranch. For example, in this issue the reader can experience "fabfavefemme", a swooning dedication to an extraordinary babe that has managed to consummate several desirable attributes worthy of idol worship. Prepare for a really gooey, pathetic, distant admiration for a grrrl who will never love me back. Also making a debut is ''Perspectives", an effort to expand the audience's feminist scholarship by taking time out to appreciate an accomplished and admired feminist writer. The Cowgrrrls need to be well read because her weapon is her word that will draw from an inner source of thoughtfully processed feminist theory. Various other ideas will be experimented with on the audience, and hopefully some will solidify and nab a spot at Cowgml Ink and expand its repertoire.

I want In.le to be very interactive with its audience, a kind of kinky cooperative effort in the sense that our relationship will be somewhat elusive as Ink evolves into "our" zine. So, let us share some material and enlighten one another. Take a leap with what you think is in sync with Ink, and maybe you'll get your fifteen minutes of fame by not only being published, but by being initiated into the ranch as a hardcore cowgml. Any grrrl who has the heat and can transfer it onto paper is obviously destined for cowgrrrlville, and will house herself in my heart, mind, and soul. I'll be your biggest fan.

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·0ome with A Rod· by JullOOO Hottleld as the Cowgmt's anthem. Imagine the magnitude of al tho Cowgmts singing :

touch her again and you dead you heard what I said

I om o heroine he tried to do her In I gave It bock to him he won't do It again ...

Don't try to run vou did what vou done

I got a gun you unmerciflJ scum

you're gonna rot In the ground now come bock around

you pushed yourself down now outta my town

Vou'I hove to forgive my rock star crush. Jullana. of her pubic denlol of being feminist ortented. She's kinda got her head In her butt concerning f~ She writes poignant songs about kJlllng rapists and the absurdity of super modeling. yet she seemngly gets off on Irking her feminist fans by sovtng things like. ·1 wont people to know that I'm not port of any trend or movement. and rm not trying to be a rOle model. rm not doing this to advance the cause of women.· Not. not. not Is starting to sound like a broken record. When she soys that ·women ore blologlcolly destined to be Interior guitar ptoyers• maybe she's being offensive just for the sake of being offensive. which con be admirable just os long os she keeps In check and ovoids being poisoned by hef own W<Xds. Of maybe she's knowtngtv bashing hef'self and her sisters In a masterful pion to conquer the POtrklt'chol musk: lndustrv. which she will h1uf'r4:>honttv spit on It when she's reached the top, and then dedicate It and all of Its royalties to women. You know. like the fantasy we all hove that the next Ms. America. stlfllng all her radical possk>n and her desire to menage-a-trots with New Yor1< and Collfornlo In order to lnflltrote the pageant. wll announce that she's a lesbian feminist separatist osptong to destroy beOu1y myths. Then she wtn surprisingly bore her breast to reveal a tattoo of the fisted woman symbol. The 80gef1'y awaiting American audience. expecting the usual heart felt words through the hallmark tears as to why the hell the new Ms. Ameoca thinks being crowned the epitome of this humllk:rtlng pageantry Is so nattering. wMI be moved and applaud O\.W heroine. She wlll bring the patriarchal pageantry down. So. my heart doth feel conflict. Mine eves dotingly odmre the sweetness of her. vet mine cerebf<*less Is bltt8f'IV owae of being betrayed. This closeted feminist Is stl worthy of fabfovetemme. fOf It ts her artistry that truly speaks hef IOU. let us have faith In Julono.

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The Cowgrrrls? Oh, they're a fledgling fringe group that I have been slowly materializing. I would like the Cowgrrrls to be a rowdy bunch of rad feminist girls who are seeking out their true selves without constraints and in disregard for society and its love affair with mediocrity. Seeking to identify injustice and destroy it. Seeking to be heard. Fostering a think tank, creating more fuel for the feminist movement, fighting backlash, living and loving life passionately, trying to give up misery for the pure sake of happiness and beauty. Leaming, loving, and teaching each other. What do you think?

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speculum primer

Touch the tip of 'fOAll noM. Thie .. preface a deeper and plnUr endMwr. Gmla ,au have ta gee to llnow, befriend, fondle, touch, Md c:t'9Ck «M YQUf-(drum fol, pleMe)-VAGINAL UNIT. The tnldltlon&I medical lnetitution, the tnln cNld of papa patrtarohy, hM knowingly alienaa.d ue from our bodle'e In an attempt to oontrol out MXU9I and reproductive po..... The eodally conetructed male •...,.n" who took on the role of "'Or.• and 9lovef9 faclllltad the procea of women heeitantty handing CMr the tpeCUlum and her own curioelty to a .... qualified IChmuck with quHtlonable lntentlona. We w.re infonned of our need for._,.., expertiH In becoming aware of our reproductive and Mxual a1..aomy, but the JnformatJon that WM ofMred wu interpreted through h word8 of a man and Upt our familiarity at t.y. I remember lllellng eo alienated from my body th.s the Idem of aticklng my tk9f Into my vagina and feeling my cervix wu about equivalent to ltllCMng my hand down my throat and fingering my bn>nchlal tubee. So, with my new •empowermem­attitude and recently aquired apecutum, I reclaimed that precloue territory and told the docton to fuck offl

lAt me give the ruders some prelimNly adva for purauing the pink. The first ob9tade (and I really hate to Incorporate auch a negative concept i~to the aweaome mcperience of epeculunldng) II obtaining the instrument of Ina~ A friend~ told me that you can obtain a plutic one through your local woman friendly clinic ~ u Plamed Parenthood or Family TIM. I would not MUie tor anything less than the paramount atainlea eteel kind that •rear doctors UH for practieal and •ymbolic purpoeee, but I'm eure the plastic ones are adequate. I waa so In love with mine after I got It. I aat there for like an hour just careeeing its smooth bllle, turning tta ecrewa, depressing the clamps, and making that wonderfully distinct metallic cranking noise. I quickly became •killed at manipulating it with one hand, being llble to open and futen In one awift movement. It ... med surreal to have •uch a long forbidden object In my hands and at my diepoeal I waa ready to adventure. But. before I continue with the apeculll'\king, let me inform the readers about accessing a metal speculum.

I began my ... rd'I at the yellow pagea under medical euppliM whkh provided me with many numbers to cal. But. the anawer on the other end of the phone WU a littJe .... encour.ging:

•Acme Medical Suppfiea, can 1 help your -v ... rm looking for. vaginal epec:ulum. Do you have oner -Uhh. yeah ... What do you need 1t torr

I ... thinkJng to myaeff, now " I had c:.led for CNtchM would tt'9y be Mldng me what I needed them tor?

"Home UM.•

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That usually signaled the end of ttie conversation. There were variance• on the prototype phone convetution above, but I Interpreted the general reaponae to be, •Aa a reaponelble citizen that la looking out for the community, I detect thla aa aome alck and twisted aexual frenetic undertaking, ao ft9n If I do have a apeculum In stock and I need to sell It In order to uve the store, I would not sell It to some crazy woman llke you ao you can go around looking at vaginas.• Seriously. people act like apeculuma are Illegal or something, In fact I would have had an easier time getting Cuban cigars. I finally got a hold of thla compAny that collects all thla old medical stuff from going-out-of-bualneaa type altuatlona and the man on the phone said he had a speculum. I couldn't believe we actually got that tar into the conversation ...

•So, you do have one, a vaginal one, one lhat I can purchue?• •well, are you associated with some medical profeuion?•

At this point I wanted to tell him that I wanted the speculum for SEXUAL REASONS ONLY and that he could watch If he would just sell me the damn thingl But, Instead of losing my cool, I ptayed It cool.

•1•m a medical student.• 9That sounds legitimate. Sure, come on down and I'll sell it to ya for five bucks:

Five bucksl A bonafide stainless steel AMA vaginal speculum. Sweetl I perservered and was rewarded generously. Needleal to uy my spec is my trophy, a symbolic piece that represents my triumph over the powers that be.

Aher obtaining your speculum, you have to recruit some willing participants. My experience in recruiting friends has been a mixed bag Including the ones that won't talk to me anymore and the onea that are suspiciously over-anxloua. For the most part, people think it's cool and are willing to open their minds and legs to It after some consideration. I think women are aomewhat timid becauae of previoua bad experiences, but eneure them of a comfortable, empowering experience. Women are better purveyora of apecolunkJng because they are performing on bodlee like their own and are able to take into account the mental and phyelcal experience that It entalle, and therefore can accomodate a woman'• needs. Women can truly appreciate each other while reclaiming this appproprlately female domain. •

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Technically speaking, there are a few bits I should extend to the readers. First, cleanliness Is impof1ant In terms of the epeculum. wuh mine with soap, rinM It, and then let It boil In eome water. While I'm letting the water and epec:uUn cool, I coax my friend Into the bedroom for some relaxation (for.play optional), pick out some mueic (recommend eomething mildly eeneual like Cowboy Junklee' Tbt Trinity Susjons), and eoothlngly prepare them for Insertion of the spec. THE SPECULUM MUST BE WARM! The lneertion of a cold apeculum is not onty notorious in maJe defined gynecology. but Incredibly cruel, so be sure to keep It sitting in the warm water. lneert the speculum closed, handle side down and at a 45 degree angle . Once you have reached the hilt. tum the handle down eo It la . vertical. Now you are ready to open the vagina. There ehould be a lever that is attached to the upper bin of the spec that you push down to separate the walls of the vagina. You should have created a tunnel-like view leading back to the cervix. Secure thle Mtting In place by tumlng the screw which Is attached to the lever. You are now prepared to take a look ...

I feel it is unethical to disclose what you will discover, but eom. fun things to look for include the cervix, the cervical os (which la the opening to the uterus), the many folds and wrinkles of the vaginal walls, and the interesting little puddles that form. You'll definitely need a mirror and a posable light (I use a flaehlight) for maximum viewing pleasure, especialty for the reciP.fent eo she can ... for herself how lovely it is. There are many Interesting variances on viewing the vaginal unit at different points in a woman's cycle. The point of menstruation otters a better

understanding of one's reproductive cycle, viewing a pregnant woman demonstrates the changes that the vaginal unit undertake• In preparing for childbirth, or perhaps speculunking with a woman who has reached menopause whose vaginal unit is preparing for the

• retirement of its reproductive eapabllltJes. The diversity you will encounter when speculunking with other women le probabty the moet aweeome experience you will have. I developed a greater appreciation for physiological dlveralty after my flret epeculunklng experience with my grrrt. Leslie. That grrrt had llpe that you could ... from across the room, so I wu a little intimidated to further divulge in her generously endowed genitalia. But, after befriending them with eome tender kissee, they were very receptive to my cuno.ity u I began to languish Into the beauty of the pink. ..

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER. INDULGE. DISCOVER. ENDEAR. HAVE FUN, GRRRLSI

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infiltrate the -.diocrity of .. inatr ... life by executing acme mildly of fenaiv• informative prot .. t onto it• intellectually deaolate, paaaively ignorant, cr .. tively benkr\lpt, atinlting, atagnant, perapectivel••• framework. atatua quo will hate you for it, but the kida will love you for it. it ia incredibly effective in upoaing injuatice, bringing about awereneaa, extending •deep thought•• to a larger awlience, arreating and refr .. hing one•a conacience, and holding people unccafortablely reaponaible. it'• a peraonal prot-t that eac>O"W91:'• and irwpir••· r .. 1 like you ce.n•t do any thing to chang9 the world? f .. 1 powerl-• and alienated? fruatrated??? then take a pro-active approach and r6leaae your tenaion onto the ~t wbile providing food for thought for tbo•• wbo have unfortunately become zc:mbie pawna of patriarchy and don't rMlise that their food ia tutelua, that their votu don't count, that th• mooey tMy earn on the clock (another figment of the 1-gination) ia paper baaed upon a aocial eonatruction that aaya gold and ailver are worth killing for, that their TV abowa welt, and that it'• all li .. , liu, liu. i think we need an intellectual overhaul, ao exerciae thoae critical ainda and create acme witty, pithy practical political primera. if you are in a atate of >tetoai• and unable to mexiaize the creative cerebral cortexual powera, then juat take advantage of the ordinary everyday rebellion that i have conveniently provided.

thia zine'• theme for ordinary everyday rebellion ia body 1-ge. attack and deface your fave girly periodical that inaist• on making money through pitting women against each other for the beat body, hair, make-up, clothe•, and, of course, the beet man. deface blatant misoqyniatic magazines with the cowgrrrl inlt stickers provided on the following pages. you'll need to take the master copy for the stickers over to a kinlto's (maximize the scam-o-rama poaaibilitiea here, i.e. run off 10 copies, pay for 5 mentality), ask for some sticky backa for copying, and then run off some copiea. try to do the copying your .. lf, to further habituate aelf- aufficiency and decreaae econc-.ic liabilitiea. you're equipped for a day of political diaeidence and aocial deviancy.

p.a. for those who are a little timid of handcuffs, i've found that atickering the array of megazinea found at the library can be very aatiafyino without anv risk.

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She probably doesn't need on Introduction. but for those who may be unfortunately unacquainted wtth Naomi Wolt I would llke to say a few words about this woman who rocks my WOOd. Naomi Is boslcallv beyond deflnttton and I comot do her justtce wtth my meager lexicon. but the one word that comes r1ght to mind when I 1hlnk of her Is awesome. She Is on lncredlbty rtc;t\t on woman. She knows her shit, arttculotes It In a wttty, sophlsttcoted manner, and arrests your mind with her ftowtess feminist scholorshlp which ls refreshing and demanding, humorous and compelllng.

In the followtno piece she otters her audience of groduat1ng students at Scilpps Ce>ilege a few words ot advice, and I would Ilka to extend them to my audience of cowgm1s because they ore the possk)nate and Inspiring statements 1hat ore fundamental In Cowgm1 ln\(s phlloSophy. Uterolly, read tt and weep. Let her words affect you and then we•n be able to fuel our ~atton of bockla.Vl ngh11n' genero+'oo X feminists that wtll fight "fire wtth fire.•

Excerpts from •A Woman's Place" by Naomi Wol

MEAK THE ULnMAn TABOO IN YOUR UFE: Ask for money In your lives. expect u. Own lt. Learn to use it Utt1e girts leom a debllltotlng fear of money-that It's not feminine to Insure we ore folrty paid for honest WOO<. Meanwhile, women make 68 cents tor every male dollar and half of man1oges end In divorce, otter which women's Income drops preclpltousty.

Never choose a profession tor moterlol reasons. &.rt whatever fleld your~ decides on, for god's sake get the most speclollzed training In It you con and hok:f out hard for just compensation. parental leave and child core. Resist your assignment to the class of hlOhly competent. grossly underpaid women who run the show While others get the cash-and the credit.

Claim money not out of greed, but so you can tithe to women· s pollttcol orgontzotlons, shelters and educattonol Institutions. Sexist lnsfltutlons won't yield power If we ore just

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patient Iona enough. 1he ontv languc:Jge 1he statw quo undefltmci is money, votes and pubUC embarrc.ment.

When you haw eauttv, you hove ln1kJence.OS sponsors. lhareholders and akxrinOe. Ute It to ~ OPPOttunmel to women who desetve the Chances you ve hod. YOOI B.A. not belona to you <*>ne, Just as the earth doeS not belong i Its pt8S8nt Tenants oaone. You educoflon was lent t() you by women of 1he post, and you wll ~some back to IMng women and to you daughters seven generatk>nl from row.

BECOME GODDESSES Of DISOIEDIENCE. Vkglnlo Woo# wrote that we must my the Anael In 1he House, the censor wtthtn. YOt.nQ women tell me oflnjusttce&, from campus rope C<:Ne<­ups to cicmroom sexism. But at the thought of confrontation. ftl8V freeze Into niceness. We are told that the WOfSt thing we con do Is couse conftlct, ewn In 1he serke of do6ng rtght. Anttgone Is lmpdsoned. Joa\ of Arc bl.ms at the stoke. And someone might coi1 us unfeminine!

When I wrote a book that caused contrO'J81SY, I SON how big dragon W'OS this parafV* by rk:eness. '"The Beauty Myth. argues that newty rtgld Ideals of beauty ore lnstnments of a bocidash against feminism. desOled to lower women's sett­esteem for a pollt1col purpose. Many IXlSlttV8 ~ folowed the debate. But, on that would dwtndle away when someone yeGed at me-os. for Instance, cosmetic surgeons did on TV, when I raised questions about sllcone Implants. Oh. no I'd QUOll. ~are mod at mel

Then I read something by the poet Audre Lorde. She'd been diagnosed wtth br~ cancer. ·1 was going to die,· she wrot ·sooner or later, whether a not I hod ever spoken mvsett. Mv sl'8nces hod not protected me. Your silences wtn nof protect you .... What ore the wads you do not yet have? What ore the tyromles you swallow day bV day and attempt to make your own, untfl you wlll sicken and die of them. sttU In silence? We hove been socklMzed to respect fear more than our own neecJ for language.·

I began to ask each time: ·What's the worst that could happen to me tt I ten this truth?· Unlike women In other countnes. our breaking sllence Is unllkety to have us Jalled. '"disappeared. a run Off the rood at night. Our speaking out wUI lmtote some PEK>P'e. get us called bitchy a hypersenstttve and disrupt some dinner parties. And then our speaking out

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wtll permit other women to speak. unttt laws ore changed and llveS ore saved and the wor1d Is ottered forever.

Next time. ask: What's the worst that wl happen? Then pueh yourself a lttt1e further than you dare. Once you start to speak. people wtn yeti at you. They wtll lntenupt. put you down and suggest It's personal. And the wor1d won't end ...

And the speaking wtll get easter and easier. And you wtl hove ~ ~ lo.le with your own vision which you may never have reallzed you had. And at last you'll know wtth su~ certainty that only one thing Is more frtghtenlng than speaking your truth. And that Is not speaking It.

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