Mirador20 Entertainment 4/23/10

Miramonte Teacher SuperlativesMirador staffers collaborate to identify the notable quirks that some of our teachers embodyLathrop: most likely to randomly shout “DICE”!Selway: most likely to use the “fill in the blank” teach-ing methodFrippiat: most intimidating vocabularyGadde: best selection of music on campusBowen: best dancing, wardrobe, and enthusiasmDell Aquila: most likely to not be in his office when you need to turn in athletic formsHenderson: most likely to wink in classManning: most distinguishable voiceFitzgerald: best advice and wisdomKosciuch: best and most frequent death glareQuiter: most likely to create world peaceKoepp: most likely to make sarcastic commentsGraminski: most likely to be wearing aviatorsCarlson: most friendlyKristen Plant: most likely to be pregnantMike Plant: best story teller and comedian on campusEldridge: most likely to scold you and give you a detentionHunter: most likely to play a ukulele and be caught at a Grateful Dead concertMarianne Whitaker: most likely to not give weekend homeworkMoore: most likely to win a puzzle raceLong: most likely to be spotted in an Oakwood dance classGeorge: most likely to have a new hair style/color weeklyDowns: most likely to be mistaken for a studentEgeland: most likely to be your friend on FacebookBoyko: most likely to teach you life lessonsCollins: most likely to criticize OrindaDiaz: most likely to be wearing suspenders and glassesJohn the Trainer: most likely to be ballin’Adam Clark: most straight up awesomeAracic: most likely to categorize her students by colors or animalsTeena Rigal: most likely to doubt the reason why you are signing out/late/absentHung: most likely to be seen dancing on YoutubeDenny: most likely to be found over-stimulated by natureGavin: most likely to be seen on an underwear billboard in Times SquareHeard: most likely to be seen at Tribeca Film FestivalWetherall: most likely to scold you for not following computer rules i.e. eating food near the computers

Gertz: most likely to be found in his secret office next to the Mirador roomWong: most likely to give sarcastic comebacks in classWade: most likely to surpass his students’ participation points in P.E.Shortenhaus: most likely to bench 400 pounds and crack “punny” jokes in classMcCauley: most likely to bring her dog to schoolMike Whitaker: Most likely to know how you did in a sporting eventPeterson: most spirited teacherSlosser: most likely to be seen on the big screenRavi: best teacher to talk to if you want to discuss tyranni-cal leaders from Soviet Russia or get sent to the office

Photos: A. Controulis and B. Woodward

Clockwise From Top Left: 1) Dell’s of-fice is empty, as usual. 2) Elite pho-tographer Austin Controulis success-fully sneak attacks Teena Rigal from behind after she refused to flash the camera a smile. 3) Deirdre Eldridge prepares to slaughter her latest study hall victim with a paddle, figuratively of course. 4) Gavin Kermode gives his signature pose in the Crafts doorway before his fourth period class. 5) Re-becca George fashions this week’s hairstyle, what will it be next? 6) Jan Carlson gives her typical friendly, en-thusiastic greeting. 7) Melissa Quiter flaunts her peace sign; you rock it Q! 8) Jennifer Moore shows off one of her favorite crossword puzzles. 9) Barbara Denny basks in the sun of the Miramonte garden while enjoying her favorite passtime.