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Something Funny
Happened at the Library
Rob Reid
HOW TO CREATE HUMOROUS
PROGRAMS FOR CHILDREN
AND YOUNG ADULTS
Something Funny
Happened at the Library
HOW TO CREATE HUMOROUS
PROGRAMS FOR CHILDREN
AND YOUNG ADULTS
Rob Reid
American Library AssociationChicago
2003
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Reid, Rob
Something funny happened at the library : how to create humorous programs
for children and young adults / by Rob Reid.
p. cm.
Includes bibliographical references and index.
ISBN 0-8389-0836-5
1. Childrens librariesActivity programs. 2. Young adults librariesActivity
programs. 3. Storytelling. I. Title.
Z718.1.R34 2002
027.625dc21 2002008970
Copyright 2003 by the American Library Association. All rights reserved except those
which may be granted by Sections 107 and 108 of the Copyright Revision Act of 1976.
Printed in the United States of America.
07 06 05 04 03 5 4 3 2 1
Dedicated to Jayne
Who, upon hearing that I had
the basic stuff in the computer
and now needed to find
a voice for the book, replied,
How about Donald Ducks?
vACKNOWLEDGMENTS vii
INTRODUCTION ix
1 Tricks of the Trade 1
2 Humor Programs for Preschoolers and Primary School-Age Children 7
Bad Hair Day 7
Crazy Critters: Animals That Don't Want
to Behave Like Animals 12
Picky Eaters 16
With an Oink-Oink Here and an Oink-Oink There:
Piggy Stories 22
3 Humor Programs for Intermediate School-Age Children 29
Traditional Story Program Format 29
School Daze 30
Special Events 33
Boo Ha-Ha! 34
Theme Parties 37
Wayside School Party 37
Captain Underpants Party 39
The Time Warp Trio Party 41
Contents
vi Contents
4 Humor Programs for Middle-School and High-School Students 43
Storytelling and Writing Programs 43
Liars Club 44
Spoonerisms 45
Finish the Story 51
Reading Program 52
Comedy Club 52
5 Reader's Theater 55
The Web Files 56
6 Lively Library Tours and School Visits 60
Tour Script 60
School Visits 62
7 Raps and Closings 69
8 The Funniest Books in Your Library 79
Picture Books 79
Fractured Fairy Tales 94
Easy Readers 110
Juvenile Fiction Chapter Books 114
Poetry Collections 122
Anthologies and Folklore Collections 128
The Funniest Children's Authors and Illustrators 130
9 Two Last Treats 136
Unattended Br . . . Uh, Children 136
Story Hour for the Unaware 137
INDEX 139
Thanks to Woody Allen, Dave Barry, John Belushi, Robert Benchley, Bob and Ray, Carol Burnett, Cheers, Michael Feldman, Jeff Foxworthy, Firesign
Theatre, Garrison Keillor, Gary Larson, Laurel and Hardy, David Letterman,
Mad magazine, the Marx Brothers, Monty Python, Mystery Science Theatre
3000, The Onion, Helen and Eldo Reid, Charles Schulz, Second City, the
Smothers Brothers, James Thurber, Bill Waterson, Robin Williams, and
Steven Wright for shaping my humor.
Thanks to Laura, Julia, Alice, and Sam.
And thanks to the thousands of kids throughout the years for laughing.
PERMISSIONS
The author gratefully acknowledges permission to use the following:
Answering Machine Messages by Ann Shuda; Hippo Hop Hokey Pokey
by Kati Tvruska; The Stinky Cheese Man Song by Krista Falteisek; The Web
Files by Margie Palatini.
Acknowledgments
vii
Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
Attributed to many sources
My job is to make kids laugh. As a teacher, storyteller, writer, actor, neighbor, and father, I try to make
kids laugh to get their attention. I try to make them laugh to make them feel
good about themselves. I try to make them laugh because its the best way I
know to make a connection with folks who are many years younger than I.
As a librarian, I try to make kids laugh for all these reasons, but also to
ensure that theyll make a positive connection with the libraryhopefully,
one theyll have all their lives.
There are many research studies that show the benefits of humor in our
busy lives. This is not one of them. This guide, which is aimed at both the
experienced humorist and the many folks who tell me theyre not naturally
funny, is designed to share my favorite humor strategies and resources. It
focuses on three aspects of humor for youth services librarians: tricks of the
trade, programming models, and select bibliographies of humor books.
Cmon. Lets dive right into the good stuff. And if things go accordingly,
youll have the library director, city hall, the county board, and other area res-
idents talking about all that loud laughter in the library.
ix
Introduction
You dont have to be a natural at telling jokes or a former class clown tomake children laugh. You dont need to dress up in a costume, stand on your
head, juggle, or spin plates on sticks. Anyone can be funny by selecting the
right material and knowing a few simple tricks of the trade.
PREPARE YOUR AUDIENCE
When dealing with younger children, I let them know that theyre in for a
funny time even before the last audience member has entered the story area.
Try out a line, such as Whatever you do todaydont laugh! That will start
the giggles. Make small talk with the early arrivals, thus entertaining them
and setting a light mood. Tell them, I cant decide whether to read really
funny stories today or sad, boring stories. Theyll quickly vote for the funny
stories, chuckling as they give you their feedback. Sometimes Ill ask the kids
what stories theyre going to read to me today. Theyll usually smile and
respond that Im supposed to be the one reading stories. Ill react in mock
horror that I didnt prepare anything and that we might have to simply stare
at each other for the whole program. Ill then point to the stack of books in
the story area and say, I sure hope some of those are funny! The kids are
now primed for laughter.
Tricks of the Trade
1
1
When visiting a school or sponsoring a tour at the library, Ill sometimes
set the mood by mixing up the students ages. For example, Ill say to the
kindergartners or first graders, You must be the tenth-grade class. Theyll
quickly set me straight and, once again, the mood has been established for
silliness.
My favorite technique for all audience age groups is to lead them through
a series of storyteller warm-ups. Heres how it goes:
Please rise for the Official Storyteller Warm-Ups.
Since some of the stories and songs need the audiences help, I want
to be sure that youre all properly warmed up.
Well start by going through our vowels together.
Everyone, please give me a nice, quiet A.
(The audience says a long A)
Now stretch out your lips for E-e-e-e.
(Pull your mouth wide open at the sides)
Give me a high I.
(Done in a falsetto voice)
Now a low O.
(Deep voice)
Now a U, U, U.
(Exaggerate your lips by pushing them forward)
Stretch your jaw muscles this way
(Cup chin in one hand and turn head to one side)
and that way.
(Turn head in opposite direction)
Now, loosen your cheeks.
(Pinch your cheeks and move them back and forth)
Give me a Cheek Wobble.
(Growl and shake your cheeks by shaking your head rapidly
from side to side)
Give me some Teeth Gnashes.
(Chomp teeth)
And now for the most important storyteller warm-up of allTongue
Pushups!
Stick out your tongue. . . . Ready! Set! One! Two! One! Two!
(Stick out your tongue and move it up and down)
2 Tricks of the Trade
Sideways!
(Move your tongue sideways)
Loop-dee-loops!
(Roll your tongue around your mouth in a circle)
Other way!
(Reverse direction)
Now that everyone is properly warmed up, we can begin our first
story!
Sometimes, older kids will look at me funny when we do the warm-ups.
I just tell them that yes, this is goofy, but bear with me. When I talk honestly
about what Im doing with older kids, they usually respond favorably.
BE EXPRESSIVE
In a typical thirty-minute story program, I usually puff my cheeks, purse my
lips, roll my eyes, raise my eyebrows, frown, scowl, wink, blink, lick my lips,
jut my chin, wiggle my nose, do double takes, give Jack Benny stares, peer
over the top of my glasses, and spit out my water in surprise several times
over. Play around and be expressive. Little facial expressions can translate
into big laughs. Study the great comedians. Watch videos of Lucille Ball, Red
Skelton, Dick Van Dyke, the Marx Brothers, Laurel and Hardy, and other
timeless comics. Notice what facial expressions they go through in a short
time and how these add to the humor. Look for places in your presentations
where you can inject similar expressions. For example, when reading Bill
Grossmans My Little Sister Ate One Hare, look up from the book and stare at
the kids with wide-open eyes and a small rounded mouth whenever the pro-
tagonist eats another incredible set of creatures. Or add a variety of shocked
looks, looks of disbelief, and looks of resignation. Maintain eye contact with
your audience. Notice how they swivel their heads back and forth from the
book to your face with big grins of their own.
FIND YOUR VOICE
When reading or telling a story, remember to enunciate and project. Pace
yourself. Dont rush, yet dont read in a slow, monotonous voice. Pacing is more
important in drawing out an authors comedic style than simply reading
Tricks of the Trade 3
with a silly voice. Dont feel that you need to provide a distinct voice for each
character when reading or telling a story. Read the narration in your own
voicewith enthusiasm, of courseand select a character or two to high-
light with unique, humorous, contrasting voices. It could be two major charac-
ters or smaller characters added for comic relief. When I read Keiko Kaszas pic-
ture book The Wolfs Chicken Stew, I read the chickens dialogue with an
excited, squawking, high-pitched voice. I read the wolfs lines with a low,
drawn-out voice, similar to the Walt Disney character Goofy. Aw, shucks.
Dont make things complicated for yourself or your listeners by provid-
ing different voices for a large cast of characters. Bernard Wabers hilarious,
tongue-twisting picture book Bearsie Bear and the Surprise Sleepover Party
has seven animal characters. Give the moose a low voice and the pig a high
voice. Read the lines for the other characters and the narrative in your nor-
mal or near-normal voice. Too many vocalizations can overkill the comedic
effect. The two odd voices will be enough to produce the laughs.
Some authors, like Brian Jacques, author of the Redwall series, are mas-
ters at writing dialogue and make the readers job easier. Theres no need to
work hard at the vocal distinctions for the various characters. The reader
simply goes with the authors flow and direction.
Older listeners, such as middle school-age students, tend to roll their
eyes when a readers character voices are too extreme. Theyll laugh when the
vocal changes are subtle. When sharing Richard Pecks book A Long Way from
Chicago, read Grandma Dowdels lines in a subtle, yet clipped, gruff manner
to accentuate the humor of her outrageous character. Dont read them in a
stereotypical old womans voice. With Grandma Dowdel, the laughs come
more from her actions than her dialogue.
Add sound effects when appropriate. Exaggerate them once in a while for
comedic effect. Instead of making typical animal noises such as Moo or
Meow, go for the laughs by going Mooo-ooo-OOO! or Me-ee-
ooowwww! Add an occasional animal sound effect at the end of an animals
dialogue, even if the author hasnt included it in the text. Do the same for vehi-
cle noises, such as tractors, cars, trucks, and rocket ships. Kids love the high-
pitched Beep! Beep! Beep! sound large vehicles make when they back up.
EXPERIMENT
One time, on impulse, I pinched my nose to produce a nasal effect while
reading the caterpillars lines in Jack Kents The Caterpillar and the Polliwog:
4 Tricks of the Trade
When I grow up, Im going to turn into something else. The caterpillar has
a snooty attitude and the nasal sound made it sound snootier. The sight of
me holding my nose pointed up in the air gave a visual cue that the caterpil-
lar is a snob. It got a laugh from the audience and encouraged me to keep this
little trick in my repertoire.
Another time, I was telling the story of The Toll-Bridge Troll by Patricia
Rae Wolff. The troll started to sound just like Richard Nixon for no reason at
all. It got a laugh from the adults in the audience, so I kept it in the story.
CREATE YOUR OWN MATERIAL
An easy way to create new material to fit a particular theme is to take a tra-
ditional childrens song or rhyme and change the lyrics to suit your needs.
While I was creating the pig story program included in this book, I spent
some time looking at early childhood web sites for inspiration. I found a pig
version of The Wheels on the Bus that had the following lyrics: The tail
on the pig goes round, round, round. . . . The mouth on the pig goes oink,
oink, oink. . . . Another site changed the words of The Ants Go Marching
to The Pigs Go Marching. Instead of singing the traditional Hurrah, hur-
rah, the new version inserts Oink-oink, oink-oink. I was inspired to cre-
ate my own pig version of Old MacDonald Had a Farm after viewing these
sites (see page 24). In the past, Ive made new versions of several traditional
songs and activities that were well received by children and their parents.
These make humorous story stretchers to insert between picture books.
Dont limit your sources just because theyre labeled for a certain age.
Adapt and change good ideas to fit the needs of different age groups. I use a
slapstick activity I call The Super Sticky Bubblegum Game with all levels
of elementary school-age children. The source for this activity is from a
recording for two-year-olds. Bob McGrath (Bob from Sesame Street) and
Katherine Smithrim made a recording titled Songs and Games for Toddlers
(Kids Records, 1985). It has an infant activity called Bubblegum. Basically,
kids stick their hands together and pull them apart. With the older kids,
our Super Sticky Bubblegum, which weve smeared all over our hands, gets
stuck in our hair, on our nose (I start talking in a nasal tone), our cheeks
(which in turn make fish lips), our eyes (Are you still there?), our
mouths (Parents and teachers, would you like me to leave them like this?), and
each other. In between each sticking we shout Unstick! Pull! This frees our
hands until we touch something else. In the end, we throw the bubblegum
Tricks of the Trade 5
onto the ceiling, where I say itll stick until (I then mention a time a few min-
utes after the program is supposed to end). I never would have found this fun
activity if I had stuck to the appropriate age-level resources.
PACE YOURSELF
A nonstop stream of over-the-top laughs is too much. Schedule some peace-
ful moments between your stories and activities. Add a quiet fingerplay or a
gentle song between the funny stuff. This gives you and your audience a
break and allows you to build back up to the next humorous piece. With
older kids, this gives you a chance to give background information on your
stories or have a question-and-answer period.
AVOID INAPPROPRIATE HUMOR
Most youth services personnel have enough common sense to be aware of
the point when good-natured fun becomes mean-spirited. Avoid racist and
sexist comments. And never put a child in the spotlight as the object of a
joke. Notice the cruel nature of humor on television sitcoms, where the
laughs usually come at somebodys expense. Steer away from this type of
humor. I do a little gentle teasing of the group as a whole when I make com-
ments like, Whatever you do, dont laugh, but Im careful not to make any
child feel uncomfortable or embarrassed as a result of my humor.
FINALLY . . . HAVE FUN
Give yourself permission to be goofy and bigger than life. Smile and dance
with abandon. Create a memorable experience for the children and their fam-
ilies. Theyll leave knowing that going to the library is fun and that the library
may very well be the coolest place in town.
6 Tricks of the Trade
I have constructed the following story program lesson plans around fourhumorous themes: Bad Hair Day, Crazy Critters: Animals That Dont Want to
Behave Like Animals, Picky Eaters, and With an Oink-Oink Here and an
Oink-Oink There: Piggy Stories. Advertise and post your themes so the audi-
ence will know that fun times are ahead. These four models follow a tradi-
tional thirty-minute story program format.
BAD HAIR DAY
Program at a Glance
PICTURE BOOK Franny B. Kranny, Theres a Bird
in Your Hair! by Harriet Lerner
and Susan Goldhor
POEM Grandpas Whiskers
PICTURE BOOK Amandas Perfect Hair by Linda Milstein
MUSICAL ACTIVITY Do Your Ears Hang Low?
PICTURE BOOKS Big Bushy Mustache by Gary Soto
Moosetache by Margie Palatini
Humor Programs forPreschoolers and Primary
School-Age Children
2
7
POEMS/FELT ACTIVITIES There Was an Old Man with a
Beard and There Was an Old
Man in a Tree by Edward Lear
PICTURE BOOK Stephanies Ponytail by Robert Munsch
MUSICAL ACTIVITY Michael Finnegan
Preparation and Presentation
Before the presentation, cut out several black construction paper mustaches
about six inches in length. Use any simple mustache shape for a pattern, or
copy Joe Cepedas illustrations from the picture book Big Bushy Mustache by
Gary Soto. Put a loop of tape on the back of each mustache.
Have fun preparing your own hair for the program. Wear a wig or
toupee. Use gobs of gel to create spikes, or tease it into a gigantic mess, or
color it purple, green, bluewhatever. I have dark brown hairgraying
quickly, but never mind. I dyed it platinum blonde one year for the library.
I promised that if the Childrens Room signed up a record number of kids for
the citywide summer library program, I would color my hair. Of course, my
colleagues were outside tackling kids to sign up. You dont have to be that
drastic, but be creative and set the tone for Bad Hair Day.
PICTURE BOOK
Lerner, Harriet, and Susan Goldhor. Franny B. Kranny, Theres a Bird in Your
Hair! Illustrated by Helen Oxenbury. HarperCollins, 2001.
Franny loves her long, frizzy hair, but it does cause trouble. She gets it
caught in her dress buttons and the refrigerator door. To Frannys delight,
and her familys horror, a bird lands in her hair and stays.
POEM
Grandpas Whiskers.
This funny, short, traditional ditty makes a poetry break between the two
picture books.
Grandpas whiskers long and gray,
Always get in the way.
Grandma chews them in her sleep,
Thinks that they are shredded wheat.
8 Humor Programs for Preschoolers and Primary School-Age Children
PICTURE BOOK
Milstein, Linda. Amandas Perfect Hair. Illustrated by Susan Meddaugh.
Tambourine, 1993.
This is another story about a girl with wild hair. Amanda is tired of her
huge, curly, blonde head of hair, so she cuts it before her family can stop
her. It looks good short, too.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Ive been getting a lot of mileage over the last several years by donning a pair
of tights on my head while singing this song. Even though this particular
story program theme is about hair and not ears, a pair of tights on ones head
can give the appearance of a new hairdo. If you dont know the words to the
song, here they are. If you dont know the tune, ask any group of kids. At
least one of them will know it. Its the tune of Turkey in the Straw, if that
helps. Move the ends of the tights around and sing:
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot or
Tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Since this is a program centered around hair, yank the tights off your
head (provided you were silly enough to put them on in the first place) and
sing the song again with these new hair lyrics I adapted:
Can you wave your hair?
Can you shake it to and fro?
Tie it in a knot or
Tie it in a bow?
Stick it out the side
Or did it go and hide?
Can you wave your hair?
I added the second-to-last line for kids with really short hair (and dads
who have less hair now than when they were kids).
Humor Programs for Preschoolers and Primary School-Age Children 9
PICTURE BOOKS
Soto, Gary. Big Bushy Mustache. Illustrated by Joe Cepeda. Knopf, 1998.
Little Ricky feels grown up when he wears the fake mustache he received
from his teacher. He feels bad when he loses it on the way home. In sym-
pathy, Rickys father shaves off his own big bushy mustache. And, hey,
now I look just like you!
Palatini, Margie. Moosetache. Illustrated by Henry Cole. Hyperion, 1997.
Mooses overgrown mustache gives him problems. He makes a moose-
scarf out of it, but it chokes him. He makes moosetachioed antlers
until squirrels move in. He tries a moose-tail (a moose-type ponytail),
but that doesnt work either. He finally meets the moose of his dreams,
who comes up with the perfect solution.
At the end of the last two picture books, let the children line up and place
the construction paper mustaches on any stuffed animals or puppets you
have. The kids wont mind if you dont have a moose, as long as they can stick
the mustaches on any animal. This brief activity is a nice tie-in to the books
and a chance to move around a little.
POEMS/FELT ACTIVITIES
There Was an Old Man with a Beard and There Was an Old Man in a
Tree by Edward Lear.
Both poems can be found in many Lear anthologies. Cut out a large beard-
shaped piece of felt for There Was an Old Man with a Beard. Cut several
separate long strands out of the beard. Place them together on the felt board
to look like the original whole beard. Make simple felt circles to represent the
two owls, hen, four larks, and wren that make nests in the old mans beard.
Place the circles on the beard as you recite the lines. Next, start reciting
There Was an Old Man in a Tree. This poem describes birds plucking his
beard to make their nests. Pull the various strands of the beard and make
them disappear.
PICTURE BOOK
Munsch, Robert. Stephanies Ponytail. Illustrated by Michael Martchenko.
Annick, 1996.
Stephanie goes to school wearing her ponytail in different styles each
10 Humor Programs for Preschoolers and Primary School-Age Children
day. The other children mock her and then show up the next day imitat-
ing her hairstyle. In the end, Stephanie warns them that shes going to
shave her head completely bald. Everyone shows up the next day com-
pletely bald. All except Stephanie. There are many fun ways to present
this story. Long-haired storytellers can move their ponytails around on
their own head while telling the story. Short-haired storytellers can wear
a long wig. Or you can use a long-haired doll as a story prop. The text
also makes a great readers theater presentation. Write parts for
Stephanie, her mother, and four narrators who not only split up the nar-
ration, but also recite the school kids lines.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
Michael Finnegan.
Teach the children the words to this simple traditional song.
There once was a man named Michael Finnegan.
He grew whiskers on his chin-igin.
Shaved them off, but they grew in-igin.
Poor old Michael Finnegan.
Begin again.
Sing or chant the song over and over. Vary the tempo, pitch, and volume each
time for fun. (Sing it really slow. Now, sing it in a whisper.) You may also
want to share Mary Ann Hobermans picture book There Once Was a ManNamed Michael Finnegan, illustrated by Nadine Bernard Westcott (Little,Brown, 2001).
As the children leave the room, attach a construction paper mustache to
their upper lip with transparent tape (dont force anybody to wear one). The
sight of children wandering around the library in fake mustaches will, no
doubt, leave parents, bystanders, and staff in stitches.
ADDITIONAL HUMOROUS HAIR PICTURE BOOKS
Hunt, Angela Elwell. If I Had Long, Long Hair. Illustrated by L. DianeJohnson. Abingdon, 1988.
Young Loretta Littlefield wishes for long, long hair. She imagines using
her braids as jump ropes, streaming behind her in a parade, and sweep-
ing the kitchen floor as she walks across it. Then Loretta starts imagin-
ing the bad things that could happen to a girl with long, long hair.
Humor Programs for Preschoolers and Primary School-Age Children 11
Munsch, Robert. Aarons Hair. Illustrated by Alan and Lea Daniel.
Scholastic, 2000.
Aarons hair runs right off the top of his head and attaches itself to a
ladys tummy, a mans behind, a policemans face, a statues head, and
then back onto Aaronas a beard on his chin.
Palatini, Margie. Mooseltoe. Illustrated by Henry Cole. Hyperion, 2000.
Moose is back and so is his extremely large moosetache. He is all set
for Christmas (Check. Check. Check), but then realizes he forgot a
Christmas tree. All the trees around town are sold out. With the help of
some glue, he and his family fashion a tree out of his mustache and hang
lights and decorations on it.
CRAZY CRITTERS: ANIMALS THAT DONT WANT TO BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS
Program at a Glance
PICTURE BOOKS Parents in the Pigpen, Pigs in the Tub
by Amy Ehrlich
Milos Hat Trick by Jon Agee
Animals Should Definitely Not
Wear Clothing by Judi Barrett
MUSICAL ACTIVITY I Had a Rooster
PICTURE BOOKS Widget by Lyn Rossiter McFarland
Bark, George by Jules Feiffer
MUSICAL ACTIVITY The Animals in the Zoo
adapted by Rob Reid
PICTURE BOOK Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type
by Doreen Cronin
Preparation and Presentation
Ask the children what they think might happen if animals started acting like
people or other animals. Ask them what they would think if their pets started
sitting at the dining table with them or going to the movies.
12 Humor Programs for Preschoolers and Primary School-Age Children
PICTURE BOOKS
Ehrlich, Amy. Parents in the Pigpen, Pigs in the Tub. Illustrated by Steven
Kellogg. Dial, 1993.
The animals decide theyd rather live in the farmers house than in the
barn. To add to the absurdity, Mom initially says that its all right with
her. Soon, the chickens demand cornflakes instead of shredded wheat,
the pigs demand a fair share of the bathroom, the horses hog the televi-
sion, and the humans find themselves out in the barn.
Agee, Jon. Milos Hat Trick. Hyperion, 2001.
Milo the Magnificent was not a magnificent magician at all. While fish-
ing for a rabbit to pull out of his hat, Milo catches a bear who teaches
him the trick of jumping into a hat. You just pretend your bones are
made of rubber. The illustration of the bear popping out of the hat in a
restaurant and going TA-DA! is precious.
Barrett, Judi. Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing. Illustrated by
Ron Barrett. Atheneum, 1970.
Read this very short picture book with wide-eyed astonishment as you
come across visual humor such as a giraffe wearing several neckties, a
hen with the outline of an egg in the rear of her pants, and an elephant
wearing the same dress pattern and hat as a woman who is visiting the
zoo. Companion book: Animals Should Definitely Not Act like People.
Atheneum, 1980.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
Lithgow, John. I Had a Rooster. On Singin in the Bathtub (Recording).
Sony, 1999.
Listen to Lithgows wild version of this traditional folk song. His animal
noises are over the top. Use his style to model this activity for your audience.
Teach everyone the chorus:
I had a rooster and the rooster pleased me.
I fed my rooster neath the old chestnut tree.
My little rooster went cock-a-doodle-doo, dee-doodle, dee-doodle,
dee-doodle, dee-doo.
Humor Programs for Preschoolers and Primary School-Age Children 13
Next ask the kids for animal suggestions. No matter what type of animal
they suggest, make wildly exaggerated noises for that animal, la Lithgow.
Instead of singing Woof for a dog, sing Woo-woo-woof-woof-ah-whoo-
ooo-ooo! Instead of singing Meow for a cat, sing Hsst, spit, rarrrr-eee-
owww. Have the children imitate you. If a child suggests an animal thats
hard to use with a noise, invent dialogue for the animal. A giraffe, for exam-
ple, might say, Hey! Look way up here! Add other animals to the mix, like
monkeys, lions, whales, and elephants. Everyone should stand and act out a
motion for each animal as it bellows.
PICTURE BOOKS
McFarland, Lyn Rossiter. Widget. Illustrated by Jim McFarland. Farrar,
2001.
Mrs. Diggss cats, the girls, dont like the new stray dog. However, he
wins them over by meowing, puffing, hissing, spitting, and growling.
When Mrs. Diggs passes out, and the cats growls dont attract anyone,
Widget, the dog, begins to bark. The cats join in with their own barks,
and help soon arrives. Great illustrations of the girls and Widget hav-
ing a puffing standoff.
Feiffer, Jules. Bark, George. HarperCollins, 1999.
George, a puppy, meows, quacks, oinks, and moos, much to his mothers
dismay. Begin reading her lines with parental patience before giving way
to frustration. When the vet begins pulling animals out of Georges
throat, react incredulously.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
The Animals in the Zoo adapted by Rob Reid.
There are several variations of using animal noises to the tune of The
Wheels on the Bus. Heres a version that, while set at the zoo, can use ani-
mals from all habitats. Use your imagination. Ask the audience to come up
with other funny noises and activities that animals found in the zoo (virtu-
ally any animal or bird) can make in an exaggerated manner.
The monkeys in the zoo go Ooh-ooh-ohh, Ooh-ooh-ohh, Ooh-
ooh-ohh,
The monkeys in the zoo go Ooh-ooh-ooh all the day and night.
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The hippos in the zoo go Yawn-yawn-yawn, Yawn-yawn-yawn,
Yawn-yawn-yawn,
The hippos in the zoo go Yawn-yawn-yawn all the day and night.
The beavers in the zoo go Timmmmberrrr! Timmmmberrrr!
Timmmmberrrr!
The beavers in the zoo go Timmmmberrrr! all the day and night.
PICTURE BOOK
Cronin, Doreen. Click, Clack, Moo: Cows That Type. Illustrated by Betsy
Lewin. Simon & Schuster, 2000.
This Caldecott Honor Book has humor on several levels. The younger
children will laugh at the antics of the farm animals. The older listeners
will enjoy the tactics of a labor struggle. Let the kids play with a real type-
writer to end both the story and the story program. Let each child type
for a few seconds. The line should move along at a fast clip. As one local
library reported, Some of the kids can type 982 letters a minute.
ADDITIONAL HUMOROUS PICTURE BOOKS
ABOUT CRAZY CRITTERS
Himmelman, John. A Guest Is a Guest. Dutton, 1991.
Farmer Beanbuckets and his family are overrun by the farm animals who
take over the house. The farmer takes it all in stride. A guest is a guest,
and we must show them our best, he says. Eventually, their patience
runs out, but before they can remove the animals, the animals toss the
Beanbuckets out.
Johnson, Paul Brett. The Cow Who Wouldnt Come Down. Orchard, 1993.
Miss Rosemary is in a tizzy because Gertrude, her cow, starts flying over
the homestead. Enjoy reading the unique sentences: Miss Rosemary
hadnt the slightest clue how to milk a flying cow or That crackbrained
cow will put me in an early grave.
Rathmann, Peggy. Good Night, Gorilla. Putnam, 1994.
A small gorilla snitches the zookeepers keys and frees the other animals.
Instead of fleeing, they follow the unsuspecting zookeeper into his house
and settle down for the evening. They arent discovered until they all say
Good night. The book contains few words, but lots of laughs.
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Yee, Wong Herbert. Mrs. Brown Went to Town. Houghton Mifflin, 1996.
Mrs. Brown lived with a cow, two pigs, three ducks, and a yak. When
she becomes injured and is sent to the hospital, the animals move into her
house. They eat her food, wear her gowns, put on her makeup, bounce on
her bed, paint her house red, and flush the toilet one hundred times.
PICKY EATERS
Program at a Glance
ACTIVITY The Worlds Worst Ice-Cream Store by
Rob Reid
PICTURE BOOKS Eat Your Peas by Kes Gray
My Little Sister Ate One Hareby Bill Grossman
MUSICAL ACTIVITY I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed
a Dinosaur by Rob Reid
PICTURE BOOK I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie by Alison Jackson
MUSICAL ACTIVITY Jelly, Jelly in My Belly
PICTURE BOOKS I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato by Lauren Child
Here Comes Henny by Charlotte Pomerantz
MOVEMENT ACTIVITY Dont Eat That! by Rob Reid
Preparation and Presentation
ACTIVITY
The Worlds Worst Ice-Cream Store by Rob Reid.
Cut out several rectangular pieces of poster board or construction paperapproximately 10 x 4. These will be used to announce the flavors of the dayfor The Worlds Worst Ice-Cream Store. Ask the children to name theirfavorite ice-cream flavors. After they finish going through the usual flavors,tell them that you know an ice-cream store that serves terrible flavors. Makeup examples such as Liver and Onions Ice Cream, Lima Bean Sherbet, andDogfood Delight. Write these flavors on your rectangles and stick them to the
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wall. Then ask the children to suggest other terrible flavors, and post thoseon the wall, too. You have created The Worlds Worst Ice-Cream Store andset the tone for the Picky Eaters story program.
PICTURE BOOKS
Gray, Kes. Eat Your Peas. Illustrated by Nick Sharratt. Dorling Kindersley,
2000.
Moms bribes to get Daisy to eat her peas quickly escalate from If you
eat your peas, you can have a dish of ice cream to Mom promising
everything in the universe and . . . and . . . and . . . and a new fluffy pen-
cil cap. Read Moms dialogue with increasing desperation, while Daisy
grows more and more stubborn.
Grossman, Bill. My Little Sister Ate One Hare. Illustrated by Kevin Hawkes.
Crown, 1996.
Little sister has no problem eating one hare, two snakes, three ants, four
shrews, five bats, six mice she spit out and ate twice, seven polliwogs,
eight worms, and nine lizards. She does, however, have a problem with
ten peas. (What is it with peas?) Kids will contribute to the experience
with frequent Ee-uu-wws.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Dinosaur by Rob Reid.
Read the opening poem and then sing or chant the extra verses while hold-
ing up pictures of a yak, moose, polar bear, shark, dinosaur, and whale.
I know an old lady who swallowed a dinosaur.
Swallowed a dinosaur? Oh, please tell me more!
It all began when she swallowed a fly.
She started to cry, Im gonna die!
She swallowed a spider to catch the fly.
Why she did that, well, I dont know why.
She swallowed a bird, a cat, dog and goat.
All of those critters wentGulp!down her throat.
She swallowed a cow. She swallowed a horse.
Most folks round here thought that shed had her last course.
But all of those creatures were still in her tummy.
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She had to find something much biggerand yummy.
So
I know an old lady who swallowed a yak.
It made a nice snack, that yakkity yak.
She swallowed the yak to catch all the rest
From the galloping horse to that buzzing fly pest.
She swallowed the fly. I cannot lie.
I dont know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps shell die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a moose.
It almost got loose, but she munched down that moose.
She swallowed the moose to catch the yak.
She swallowed the yak to catch all the rest
From the galloping horse to the buzzing fly pest.
She swallowed that fly. I cannot lie.
I dont know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps shell die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a polar bear.
It didnt have a prayer, that poor polar bear.
She swallowed the bear to catch the moose.
She swallowed the moose to catch the yak.
She swallowed the yak to catch all the rest
From the galloping horse to the buzzing fly pest.
She swallowed that fly. I cannot lie.
I dont know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps shell die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a shark.
Oh, what a lark to snarf down a shark.
She swallowed the shark to catch the bear.
She swallowed the bear to catch the moose.
She swallowed the moose to catch the yak.
She swallowed the yak to catch all the rest
From the galloping horse to the buzzing fly pest.
She swallowed that fly. I cannot lie.
I dont know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps shell die.
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I know an old lady who swallowed a dinosaur.
Oh, she was very, very sore.
She swallowed a dinosaur to catch a shark.
She swallowed a shark to catch a bear.
She swallowed a bear to catch a moose.
She swallowed a moose to catch a yak.
She swallowed a yak to catch all the rest
From the galloping horse to the buzzing fly pest.
She swallowed that fly. I cannot lie.
I dont know why she swallowed a fly.
Perhaps shell die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a whale.
Thats the end of this tale.
PICTURE BOOK
Jackson, Alison. I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie. Illustrated by
Judith Byron Schachner. Dutton, 1997.
An old lady comes over for a Thanksgiving dinner, eats the entire meal,
and winds up as a holiday parade float.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
Jelly, Jelly in My Belly.
The words to the original song can be found in my book Family Storytime
(ALA, 1999). Ask the children to think of their least-favorite food to include
in this picky eater version. This traditional song can be chanted.
2-4-6-8, tell me what is on your plate!
Were going to have some spinach! Hurray! Hurray!
Were going to have some spinach! Hurray! Hurray!
Spinach for our dinner. Spinach every day.
Spinach, spinach, in our belly.
Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
2-4-6-8, tell me what is on your plate!
Were going to have anchovies. Hurray! Hurray!
Were going to have anchovies. Hurray! Hurray!
Anchovies for our dinner. Anchovies every day.
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And spinach, spinach, in our belly.
Hip, hip, hip, hooray!
2-4-6-8, tell me what is on your plate!
Add suggestions from the audience and tag them onto the end of the
chant. If children suggest a type of food that most people enjoy, go ahead and
add it in. You might end up with a nice mix of healthy, enjoyable food for
some and not-so-pleasant foods for others.
PICTURE BOOKS
Child, Lauren. I Will Never Not Ever Eat a Tomato. Candlewick, 2000.
Charlie tricks Lola into eating healthier by giving each food item a new
identity. Thus, carrots become orange twiglets from Jupiter, peas are green
drops from Greenland, mashed potatoes are cloud fluffs from Mount Fuji,
fish sticks are ocean nibbles, and the dreaded tomatoes are moonsquirters.
Ask the children to come up with new names for common foods. One
group recently called hamburgers miniature manhole covers from the
moon, and bananas were dubbed golden giant eyebrows from Kansas.
Pomerantz, Charlotte. Here Comes Henny. Illustrated by Nancy Winslow
Parker. Greenwillow, 1994.
This tongue-twisting, rebus story shows Henny bringing healthy food for
her picky chicks. Pick pick pick a snicky. But they reply, We eat only
snacky-snicky. The kids will giggle at the alliteration. The book ends
with a loud Cluck! as Henny catches the chicks overflowing their
backpack with snacks for their picnic-nicky.
MOVEMENT ACTIVITY
Dont Eat That by Rob Reid.
While saying the lines, the leader can either have one child do the corre-
sponding activity or ask the whole group to do them.
1. Hey you! Dont eat that pie!
Dontcha know itll make you cry?
(Make big crying noises)
2. Hey you! Dont eat that cheese!
Dontcha know itll make you sneeze?
(Give a big ah-choo)
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3. Beans . . . mean.
(Make an angry face)
4. Cake . . . shake.
(Shake whole body)
5. Veal . . . squeal.
(Squeal like a pig)
6. Trout . . . pout.
(Stick out lower lip)
7. Grape . . . act like an ape.
(Make ape noises and gestures)
8. Honey . . . funny.
(Laugh hysterically)
9. Onion rings . . . sing.
(Sing la-la-la)
10. Peach . . . reach.
(Reach to the sky)
11. Fruit . . . look real cute.
(Finger on chin and flutter eyes)
12. Chili . . . look real silly.
(Finger on chin and flutter eyes again)
13. Ice cream . . . scream.
(Scream and then ask, Didnt you always want to
do that in a library?)
14. Bun . . . now were all done.
(Clap hands)
Sometimes Ill end by saying, No, dont eat any of that! Give it all to
me! After the program, serve delicious orange twiglets from Jupiter and
golden giant eyebrows from Kansas.
ADDITIONAL HUMOROUS BOOKS
ABOUT PICKY EATERS
Demarest, Chris. No Peas for Nellie. Macmillan, 1988.
Nellie would rather eat a big, furry spider; a wet, slimy salamander; a
hairy warthog; a pair of aardvarks; a python; a big, old crocodile; a water
buffalo; a lion; a giraffe; and an elephant rather than her pile of peas.
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(Peas again!) The audience will once more, no doubt, contribute a sig-
nificant number of Yucks and Ee-uu-wws throughout your reading.
Hoberman, Mary Ann. The Seven Silly Eaters. Illustrated by Marla Frazee.
Harcourt, 1997.
Mrs. Peterss seven children are very picky eaters, but she sets out to
please each one. When son Mac finds a lump in his oatmeal, he dumps
it on the cat. As her children and their appetites grow, so does the chaos.
Napoli, Donna Jo, and Richard Tchen. How Hungry Are You? Illustrated by
Amy Walrod. Atheneum, 2001.
Two animals are headed to a picnic. One by one, others join in. They
wind up trying to determine how to divide the food. There are several
funny bits, such as the frog looking for any type of watermelon-flavored
food. The unusual format of all dialogue (no narration) and character
lines marked by symbols make this a good readers theater choice.
Yaccarino, Dan. The Lima Bean Monster. Illustrated by Adam McCauley.
Walker, 2001.
Sammy buries his plate of lima beans in a vacant lot. Other kids catch on
and bury their unwanted vegetables in the same location. When light-
ning strikes the ground, a Lima Bean Monster comes to life. Wave a piece
of poster board throughout the story for a humorous thunder sound
effect.
WITH AN OINK-OINK HERE AND AN OINK-OINK THERE: PIGGY STORIES
Program at a Glance
PICTURE BOOK Piggie Pig by Margie Palatini
MUSICAL ACTIVITY Old MacDonald Had a Pig adapted
by Rob Reid
PICTURE BOOK Olivia by Ian Falconer
MUSICAL ACTIVITY P-O-R-K-Y adapted by Rob Reid
PICTURE BOOK If You Give a Pig a Pancake
by Laura Joffe Numeroff
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POEM There Was a Small Pig Who Wept
Tears, in The Book of Pigericks
by Arnold Lobel
FINGERPLAY This Little Piggy
PICTURE BOOK Five Little Piggies by David Martin
POEM Little Pigs Treat, in Falling Up
by Shel Silverstein.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY Im a Little Piggy
PICTURE BOOK Z-Z-Zoink! by Bernard Most
MUSICAL ACTIVITIES The Higgy-Piggy
Hippo Hop Hokey Pokey
by Kati Tvruska
Preparation and Presentation
Cut out several pink circles. Mark them with two black ovals or nostrils.
Put a loop of transparent tape on the back of each circle. Wear one on your
nose and ask the children as they enter if they want a piggie nose. Dont force
them to wear one. Allow them to get a piggie nose later on during the program.
PICTURE BOOK
Palatini, Margie. Piggie Pie. Illustrated by Howard Fine. Clarion, 1995.
Gritch the witch needs eight plump piggies for piggie pie. She heads over
the river and through the woods to Old MacDonalds Farm (she sees his
ad in the yellow pages instructing her to call EI-EI-O). The pigs disguise
themselves as ducks, cows, chickens, and Old MacDonald himself. This
is a long story, but lively enough to keep the audiences attention. The
illustrations have sly references that will appeal to adults (the witch fly-
ing overhead spelling out Surrender Piggies in the style of The Wizard
of Oz movie). You may want to keep the Wicked Witch of the West in
mind as you read Gritchs lines aloud. The story has countless references
to the song Old MacDonald Had a Farm. Since the pigs are disguised
as other animals, they quack-quack here and moo-moo there and
cluck-cluck everywhere.
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MUSICAL ACTIVITY
Old MacDonald Had a Pig adapted by Rob Reid.
Tell the children that some people think pigs go oink-oink while oth-
ers think pigs grunt, squeal, or snort. Sing Old MacDonald Had a Farm
using various pig sounds.
1. Old MacDonald had a farm. EI-EI-O.
And on his farm he had a pig. EI-EI-O.
With an oink-oink here and an oink-oink there.
Here an oink. There an oink. Everywhere an oink-oink.
Old MacDonald had a farm. EI-EI-O.
2. . . . with a grunt-grunt here and a grunt-grunt there . . .
3. . . . with a squeal-squeal here and a squeal-squeal there . . .
4. . . . with a snort-snort here and a snort-snort there . . .
PICTURE BOOK
Falconer, Ian. Olivia. Atheneum, 2000.
Olivia the pig is very good at wearing people out. She tries on several
outfits, builds sand skyscrapers on the beach, dreams of becoming a bal-
lerina after looking at a Degas painting, and paints an abstract work of
art on her bedroom wall after viewing a Jackson Pollock. Read the book
in your normal voice and give the children time to pore over the unique
drawings. Theyll giggle at Olivias sunburned body. The best line in the
book occurs when Olivias mother tells her that despite wearing her out,
she loves her anyway. Olivia kisses her and says, I love you anyway too.
Sequel: Olivia Saves the Circus (Atheneum, 2001).
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
P-O-R-K-Y adapted by Rob Reid.
I often adapt the traditional song B-I-N-G-O into new versions that fit the
theme for that day: D-A-I-S-Y for a cow theme, K-I-T-T-Y for cats, S-Q-
E-A-K for mice, and so on. Make an oink noise instead of a clap when you
drop each letter.
There was a farmer had a pig and Porky was his name-O.
P-O-R-K-Y, P-O-R-K-Y, P-O-R-K-Y
And Porky was his name-O.
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There was a farmer had a pig and Porky was his name-O.
(Oink)-O-R-K-Y, (Oink)-O-R-K-Y, (Oink)-O-R-K-Y
And Porky was his name-O.
There was a farmer had a pig and Porky was his name-O.
(Oink)-(Oink)-R-K-Y, (Oink)-(Oink)-R-K-Y, (Oink)-(Oink)-R-K-Y
And Porky was his name-O.
And so on until the final verse:
There was a farmer had a pig and Porky was his name-O.
Oink-Oink-Oink-Oink-Oink,
Oink-Oink-Oink-Oink-Oink,
Oink-Oink-Oink-Oink-Oink,
And Porky was his name-O.
PICTURE BOOK
Numeroff, Laura Joffe. If You Give a Pig a Pancake. Illustrated by Felicia
Bond. HarperCollins, 1998.
This nonsensical book follows the same pattern of Numeroffs and Bonds
successful If You Give a Mouse a Cookie series. The kids will giggle at
the antics of the pig and the little girl who star in the book.
POEM
Lobel, Arnold. There Was a Small Pig Who Wept Tears. In The Book ofPigericks. HarperCollins, 1983.
Mention that pigs like to lie in the mud. This poem details the anguishof a little pig who takes a bath hoping This wont happen again for tenyears! Other favorite individual pigericks include There Was a SadPig with a Tail, There Was a Warm Pig from Key West, and ThereWas a Small Pig from Woonsocket.
FINGERPLAY
This Little Piggy.
Use the traditional nursery rhyme to give the kids a chance to move a little
and to introduce the next picture book. Tell them to point to their toes
beneath your shoes, but if some insist on taking off their shoes and socks,
go with the flow.
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This little piggy went to the market.
(Wiggle big toe)
This little piggy stayed home.
(Wiggle second toe)
This little piggy had roast beef.
(Wiggle third toe)
This little piggy had none.
(Wiggle fourth toe)
And this little piggy said Wee-wee-wee all the way home.
(Wiggle little toe)
PICTURE BOOK
Martin, David. Five Little Piggies. Illustrated by Susan Meddaugh.
Candlewick, 1998.
Martin creates mini-stories for each of the piggies mentioned in the
nursery rhyme. The highlight comes at the end of the book, when the lit-
tlest piggie cries Wee-wee-wee all the way home because she has to go
wee-wee.
POEM
Silverstein, Shel. Little Pigs Treat. In Falling Up. HarperCollins, 1996.
Little pig wants pop pig to give him a people-back ride.
MUSICAL ACTIVITY
Im a Little Piggy (to the tune of Im a Little Teapot).
I found this version on several early childhood web sites.
Im a little piggy
(Point to self)
Short and stout.
Here are my ears
(Point to ears)
Here is my snout.
(Point to nose)
When I see the
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Farmer in the dell
(Hand over eyes)
I oink, oink, oink
and wiggle my tail.
(Shake hips)
PICTURE BOOK
Most, Bernard. Z-Z-Zoink! Harcourt, 1999.
A pig snores loud enough to wake all the barnyard animals plus the
farmer and his family. There are a lot of opportunities for the audience to
make sound effects as the cows moo the pig away and the sheep baa
her away. The ducks, chickens, goats, and frogs all join the noisy fun.
Have the audience make shoo hand gestures during the appropriate
times. The pig finally finds comfort in the company of owls. Good luck
getting the children to stop hooting.
MUSICAL ACTIVITIES
The Higgy-Piggy (to the tune of The Hokey Pokey).
This number can also be found on several early childhood web sites.
You put your right hoof in,
You put your right hoof out,
You put your right hoof in and you shake it all about.
You do the Higgy-Piggy and you turn yourself around.
Thats what its all about. Oink!
(Repeat with verses for left hoof, hamhock, snout, tail)
Hippo Hop Hokey Pokey by Kati Tvruska.
For an extra treat, you can do a hippopotamus version of The Hokey
Pokey. Tell the children that hippos remind you of very large pigs.
You put your clean foot in,
You take your dirty foot out.
You put your clean foot in,
And you squash it all about.
You do the Hippo Hop and you hop down in the mud.
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Thats what a hippo does!
(Repeat with verses for snout, legs, tail)
ADDITIONAL HUMOROUS PIG PICTURE BOOKS
Alarcon, Karen Beaumont. Louella Mae, Shes Run Away! Illustrated by
Rosanne Litzinger. Holt, 1997.
Everyone is searching for Louella Mae. The layout is designed for the
audience to shout out the last rhyme of each stanza. In the end, Louella
Mae turns out to be a pig with new piglets asleep in a tub.
Enderle, Judith Ross, and Stephanie Gordon Tessler. A Pile of Pigs.
Illustrated by Charles Jordan. Bell Books, 1993.
The pigs make a Super Duper Pig Pyramid to see what the cows are doing
on the other side of the barn. Make several simple pig-shaped felt pieces,
even if they are nothing more than circles with pig faces on them. Pile
them in a pyramid shape as the story progresses. Have the audience sway
as the pig pyramid sways back and forth. And what were the cows doing
on the other side of the barn? They were building a pyramid to see what
the pigs were doing.
Meddaugh, Susan. Hog-Eye. Houghton Mifflin, 1995.
A little pig tells some mighty tall tales about walking in the forest alone
and encountering a wolf who has plans to make pig soup. The pig
escapes by outwitting the illiterate wolf. She tells him the recipe needs
green three leaf, which turns out to be poison ivy. She pretends to cast
a spell on him, making him itchy everywhereOn his nose and in his
hair/Even in his underwear. The pigs family makes funny comments
throughout the little pigs story.
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Librarians need to develop different strategies when dealing with humorprograms for children who are beyond the preschool and primary ages. This
section will demonstrate how to create story programs for older students
using the traditional story program format, special events, and theme parties.
TRADITIONAL STORY PROGRAM FORMAT
Intermediate school-age children will attend library story programs if they
are called anything but story programs. The term has too many connota-
tions to preschool story programs. If you run a series of story programs for
intermediate school-age children, give it a snappy name, such as The Crazy
Club or Razzle-Dazzle Drop-In. Advertise heavily at the elementary schools.
Mention in your fliers that younger children will not be allowed to attend.
They will scare away the target audienceI speak from experience.
When planning this type of library program, follow a format similar to
the traditional preschool story program. Add more oral storytelling or read-
aloud selections from chapter books. Its okay to sneak in a few picture books
once in a while. Many picture books today are being written for this age
group. Make sure your program theme appeals to this age group. The model
program School Daze takes advantage of the many excellent resources that
feature school, students, and teachers.
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SCHOOL DAZE
Lesson Plan at a Glance
POEM Sick by Shel Silverstein, in
Where the Sidewalk Ends
ORAL STORY The Toll-Bridge Troll by Patricia Rae Wolff
SONG I Dont Want to Go to School by Barry Louis Polisar from the recording Teachers Favorites
POEM Mrs. Stein by Bill Dodds, in Kids Pick theFunniest Poems, edited by Bruce Lansky
PICTURE BOOK School Picture Day by Lynne Plourde
READ-ALOUD Selection from Junie B. Jones Has a Monster Under Her Bed by Barbara Park
PICTURE BOOK Moiras Birthday by Robert Munsch
POEM Homework! Oh, Homework! by Jack Prelutsky, in The New Kid on the Block
ORAL STORY Sarahs Story by Bill Harley from the recording Come on Out and Play
Preparation and Presentation
POEM
Silverstein, Shel. Sick. In Where the Sidewalk Ends. HarperCollins, 1974.
Little Peggy Ann McKay recites a litany of ailments from purple bumps
to a hole inside my ear. Then she learns that today is . . . Saturday?
Memorize this poem and act it out on a table with a blanket. Start out prone
and quiet. Slowly get up as you recite the lines louder and louder. By the time
you reach the punch line, you should be standing.
ORAL STORY
Wolff, Patricia Rae. The Toll-Bridge Troll. Illustrated by Kimberly BulckenRoot. Harcourt, 1995.
A young boy, headed for school, outwits a troll by asking a series of rid-
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dles. When the troll is tricked for the third time, he winds up going to
school with the boy.
This is one of my all-time favorite stories to tell, and its more fun without
the book because Im free to use my whole body when explaining the riddles.
Keep a penny and a nickel in your pocket for the third riddle.
SONG
Polisar, Barry. I Dont Want to Go to School. On Teachers Favorites
(Recording). Rainbow Morning Music, 1993.
Tommy tells his mother that he doesnt want to go to school because no
one likes me there and the children there are not nice. The punch line
reveals that Tommy is the schools principal. This recording has other
humorous school songs, such as Ive Got a Teacher, Shes So Mean. The
recording can be purchased on Polisars web site: www. barrylou.com.
POEM
Dodds, Bill. Mrs. Stein. In Kids Pick the Funniest Poems, edited by Bruce
Lansky. Meadowbrook, 1991.
This long story poem describes a six-foot-eight substitute teacher who
knocks the door off its hinges and makes the school bully wet his pants.
By the end of the day, the children are praying for the health of their reg-
ular classroom teacher.
PICTURE BOOK
Plourde, Lynne. School Picture Day. Illustrated by Thor Wickstrom. Dutton,
2002.
All of the students are excited about picture day except Josephina
Caroleena Wattasheena the First. Shes more interested in repairing a
gear shaft, the pencil sharpener, and the sprinkler and heating systems.
Her messing about gets everyone filthy for their pictures. The day is
saved when Josephina fixes the photographers broken camera. Delight
in the language: Everyone, say cheesy wheezy, if you pleasy.
READ-ALOUD
Park, Barbara. Junie B. Jones Has a Monster Under Her Bed. Random, 1997.
The first chapter of this volume is my favorite of all the Junie B. Jones
series. The school photographer gets fusstation in him when Junie B.
doesnt cooperate. He winds up taking her picture while shes making a
funny face. Her friend Lucille comments that the camera is my friend,
and Paulie Allen Puffer tries to convince Junie B. that the drool on her
pillow is from the monster that lives under her bed.
PICTURE BOOK
Munsch, Robert. Moiras Birthday. Illustrated by Michael Martchenko.
Annick, 1987.
Moira invites the whole school to her birthday party. The audience will
chime in when she says, . . . aaaaaaand kindergarten.
POEM
Prelutsky, Jack. Homework! Oh, Homework! In The New Kid on the
Block. Greenwillow, 1984.
The narrator would rather take baths with sharks, pet porcupines, and
eat liver and spinach than do homework. This poem can also be found
in the book I Thought Id Take My Rat to School: Poems for September to
June, edited by Dorothy M. Kennedy (Little, Brown, 1993).
ORAL STORY
Harley, Bill. Sarahs Story. On Come on Out and Play (Recording). Round
River, 1990.
Sarah is upset about her storytelling homework. On the way to school,
she enters an ant colony and a beehive. This is a fun, animated story to
tell. Even though a picture book version is available (Tricycle Press,
1996), the kids will get more out of the story if you memorize it. Harley
has other school-related storytelling and music recordings available on
his web site: www.billharley.com. Titles include: Cool in School (Round
River, 1987); From the Back of the Bus (Round River, 1995); Lunchroom
Tales: A Natural History of the Cafetorium (Round River, 1996).
ADDITIONAL HUMOROUS BOOKS ABOUT SCHOOL
Marshall, James. The Cut-Ups Cut Loose. Viking, 1987.
Troublemakers Spud and Joe head off to school with their supplies of
spitballs, stink bombs, and Joes pet tarantula. They run into their new
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principal, Lamar J. Spurgle. Companion books: The Cut-Ups (Viking,
1984); The Cut-Ups at Camp Custer (Viking, 1989); The Cut-Ups Carry
On (Viking, 1990); The Cut-Ups Crack Up (Viking, 1992).
Munsch, Robert. Thomas Snowsuit. Illustrated by Michael Martchenko.
Annick, 1985.
Thomas refuses to wear his new brown snowsuit. His teacher tells him
to put it on, but Thomas says, NNNNNO. After a struggle, his teacher
winds up wearing the snowsuit and her dress ends up on Thomas. Then
the principal arrives. . . .
Pulver, Robin. Axle Annie. Illustrated by Tedd Arnold. Dial, 1999.
Axle Annie is a bus driver who never fails to get the kids to school, even
in the worst blizzards. This makes life miserable for Shifty Rhodes,
another bus driver, who desperately wants school to be closed for a snow
day. One day, the radio announces the school closings and mentions that
only one school remains open, and thats Dont say Burskyville!
pleaded Shifty. Burskyville, said the radio.
Pulver, Robin. Mrs. Toggles Zipper. Illustrated by R. W. Alley. Simon &
Schuster, 1990.
Mrs. Toggles winter coat zipper gets stuck because the thingamajig is
missing from my zipper. The students try their best to pull her coat off, as
does the school nurse and principal. The custodian finally comes up with a
simple solution. Sequels: Mrs. Toggle and the Dinosaur (Simon & Schuster,
1991); Mrs. Toggles Beautiful Blue Shoe (Simon & Schuster, 1991).
SPECIAL EVENTS
Library programs billed as special events will often succeed in drawing both
the regular library users and the kids who rarely visit the library. As long as
the topic is intriguing, non-library users will take the time to find out what
all the fuss is about. Once again, humor could be that draw. Many special
events are planned around holidays and library campaigns, such as National
Childrens Book Week and Read Across America. The sample program Boo
Ha-Ha! is aimed at children in grades 3-5 and combines humor with a yearly
Halloween ghost stories session.
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Boo Ha-Ha!
Publicize this event as being only for grades 3-5. Younger children will be
turned away at the door. This little negative statement, usually a no-no for
library publicity, can actually attract the target audience.
ROOM DECORATIONS
Decorate the program area with a haunted-house setting, complete with fake
cobwebs, jack-o-lanterns, and dim lighting. In the past, Ive had some of the
best room decorations created by local scout troops. Set up a table with a col-
orful assortment of Halloween goodies for refreshments.
ACTIVITIES
Set up another table near the refreshments for the popular game Dead Mans
Brains. Line up a series of small boxes. Cut a hole in each box, big enough
so that kids can put their hands inside, but small enough so that they cant
see whats inside. Place one of the following items in each box and label the
boxes: Brains (really a fresh tomato), Eyes (two peeled grapes), Nose
(chicken bone or small raw carrot), Ear (dried apricot), Hand (rubber glove
filled with ice), Heart (raw liver), Blood (bowl of ketchup thinned with warm
water), and The Worms That Ate Everything Else (cooked spaghetti noo-
dles). Have a staff person or volunteer stand nearby so that the kids wont
pull the items out of the boxes and start flinging them at each other. Again,
I speak from experience.
Once everyone is settled, the storyteller, who should be dressed for the
occasion, perhaps as a funeral director, can choose from a variety of humor-
ous ghost stories.
SOURCES
Baltuck, Naomi. Crazy Gibberish and Other Story Hour Stretches. Linnet,
1993.
Baltuck has the best version of the traditional favorite known as Red
Lips. A scary visitor appears over the course of three nights and mum-
bles, Do you know what I can do with these long, long fingers and these
red, red lips? For the punch line, the storyteller drums her fingers on
her lips and goes Bub-bub-bub-bub-bub. I usually change the story
around to tell it in the first person as if it happened to me as a child.
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Bennett, Jill. Teeny Tiny. Illustrated by Tomie DePaola. Putnam, 1985.
Kids love this story even though theyve probably heard it a zillion times.
There are many picture book versions on the market. I happen to like
DePaolas artwork, even though this is an easy story to memorize and
share without the book. Practice telling the story several times to get the
timing down. When I say the final line, Take it! I not only increase my
volume, I also lower my pitch. This adds to the comedy since the line is
spoken by a little old lady. It helps to make the kids jump, too.
Cole, Joanna, and Stephanie Calmenson. The Scary Book. Morrow, 1991.
This book contains lighthearted versions of the traditional favorites
Taily-Po and The Viper, as well as several monster knock-knock
jokes, riddles, and tongue twisters.
MacDonald, Margaret Read. When the Lights Go Out: 20 Scary Stories to Tell.
Wilson, 1988.
Most of the stories in this collection arent humorous, but MacDonald
has a nice variation of Bear Hunt called Lets Go on a Ghost Hunt.
This activity will be a good chance to move around between stories. Even
the older kids will get into it.
OMalley, Kevin. Velcome. Walker, 1997.
Heres a good picture book to share with this age group. A creepy nar-
rator reads several short, classic, traditional, not-so-scary, scary sto-
ries and jokes. He also shows the reader something so horrible youll
need to call your mommy (a plate of mixed vegetables). The narrators
dog adds to the fun by holding up a sign that warns the reader to stop
reading.
Schwartz, Alvin. In a Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories. Illustrated
by Dirk Zimmer. HarperCollins, 1984.
The books macabre humor is best demonstrated in the traditional story
The Green Ribbon. The female protagonists head falls off when her
husband unties the green ribbon around her neck. Bring a prop doll with
a detachable head for the visual punch. Dont forget to tie a green ribbon
around the dolls neck. The short poem In the Graveyard also always
gets a laugh. Chant it as a quiet, mournful tune that will lull the audi-
ence before the big scream at the end.
Schwartz, Alvin. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. HarperCollins, 1981.
This extremely popular collection of scary stories contains several
humorous stories, such as The Viper, The Hearse Song, The Slithery-
Dee, The Ghost with the Bloody Fingers, Old Woman All Skin and
Bone, and The Attic, in which the main character screams long and
loud because he steps on a nail. Surprisingly, the story that gets the most
laughs for me is Me Tie Dough-Ty Walker. A boy and his dog spend
the night in a haunted house. A voice outside chants the title phrase.
The dog replies, Lynchee kinchy colly molly dingo dingo. The kids in
the audience find that hysterical. Eventually, a head falls down the
chimney, the dog dies of fright, the head slowly turns toward the boy, and
the storyteller jumps at someone in the audience and screams,
AAAAAAH!
Schwartz, Alvin. More Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. HarperCollins, 1984.
The next volume in Schwartzs series has a section of humorous scary
stories titled The Last Laugh. The Brown Suit describes a gross mix-
up at a funeral parlor. Bad News is the funniest story because it con-
tains a good news/bad news setup. A guy dies and returns to his friend
as a ghost. The good news is that they play baseball in heaven. The bad
news is that the living friend is scheduled to pitch tomorrow.
Schwartz, Alvin. Scary Stories 3: More Tales to Chill Your Bones.
HarperCollins, 1991.
This collection also has a humor section titled Whoooooooo? Stories
include Stranger, Is Something Wrong, Its Him, and T-H-U-P-P-
P-P-P-P, a story similar to Red Lips. In this story, the ghost puts its fin-
gers in its ears, sticks out its tongue, and makes a raspberry noise.
Young, Richard, et al., eds. Favorite Scary Stories of American Children.
August House, 1990.
This collection contains versions of several popular ghost stories, such as
Stop That Coffin, Red Velvet Ribbon, and Rap . . . Rap . . . Rap!
Young, Richard, et al. Scary Story Reader. August House, 1993.
A section titled Laugh Yourself to Death contains versions of The
Viper and Bony Fingers, a version of Red Lips. The funniest stories
include The Skeleton in the Closet, in which several kids and a janitor
find the skeletal remains of the 1954 Hide-and-Seek Champion, and
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Bloody Fingers, in which a ghoul chases a kid. When he reaches the
kid, he yells, Tag! Youre it!
I adapt this story into a long narrative set in the library. I tell the kids I was
working late, long after everyone else left. The ghoul chased me all over the
stacks, the childrens room, the bathrooms, and the offices. It gives me a
chance, as the storyteller, to run around before clapping my hand on some-
one and saying the ghouls punch line.
Sprinkle the program with poems, jokes, and riddles. Here are a few
sources:
Adler, David. The Twisted Witch and Other Spooky Riddles. Illustrated by
Victoria Chess. Holiday House, 1985.
Hall, Katy. Creepy Riddles. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler. Dial, 1998.
Kennedy, X. J. Ghastlies, Goops, and Pincushions. Illustrated by Ron Barrett.
Margaret K. McElderry, 1989.
Phillips, Louis. Haunted House Jokes. Illustrated by James Marshall. Viking,
1987.
Sloat, Teri. Really, Really Bad Monster Jokes. Illustrated by Mike Wright.
Candlewick, 1998.
THEME PARTIES
Many libraries have had great success hosting Harry Potter theme parties at
their libraries. Kids come dressed like characters from the books, and the
library staff has related decorations, activities, and perhaps refreshments.
Librarians can use the same approach for theme parties based on humor-
ous childrens books. Begin by looking through the books to collect ideas that
can be translated into party decorations and activities. Included are theme party
outlines for the Wayside School series by Louis Sachar, the Captain Under-
pants series by Dav Pilkey, and the Time Warp Trio series by Jon Scieszka.
Wayside School Party
Wayside School was erroneously built thirty stories high, one classroom
stacked on top of another. The stories in the Wayside School series are based
on Mrs. Jewlss classroom located on the thirtieth floor.
The Wayside books by Louis Sachar are: Sideways Stories from Wayside
School (Knopf, 1978); Wayside School Is Falling Down (Lothrop, 1989);
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Sideways Arithmetic from Wayside School (Scholastic, 1989); Wayside School
Gets a Little Stranger (Morrow, 1995).
ROOM DECORATIONS
Since you probably dont have free access to a thirty-story building, you can
reenact the tall school in a single-floor space by hanging a few signs that read
Left Side Up and Right Side Down. Hang a sign that reads Todays Special:
Mushroom Surprise. Label the doors Goozack.
Place a large sheet of paper on the wall or a blackboard if you have one.
Write the word Discipline on the board. Leave space for kids in the know to
write their names and place a check mark, or circle their names. If you need
to know why, read the books.
REFRESHMENTS
Serve apples. Mrs. Gorf turns her students into apples before turning into
one herself in the first chapter of the first Wayside book. Serve baloneos.
These are Oreo cookies with pieces of bologna in place of the white stuff in
the middle. Have regular Oreo cookies on hand for the squeamish and the
sensible. Fill a coffee container with Tootsie Roll Pops. Mrs. Jewls usually has
such a container on her desk to reward students for their behavior and cor-
rect answers.
ACTIVITIES
Have the children write their names on name tags as they arrive. When
everyone is assembled, tell them to switch name tags with another person,
much like Mrs. Jewlss students did when they had a substitute teacher.
Make PA announcements as Principal Kidswatter. You can welcome the
kids with your own script or you can use Principal Kidswatters hilarious
lines from chapter 2 of Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger. Read the section
from the first chapter of this book that starts with the sentence But before
you enter, you should know something about Wayside School. It will
explain the whole nonsense of there not being a nineteenth floor and all.
Next, lead the kids in a sing-along of Wayside School Is Falling Down
to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down. The new words can be
found in chapter 11 of Wayside School Is Falling Down.
Read three or four of your favorite chapters from the Wayside School
books. My favorites are Paul from Sideways Stories from Wayside School, A
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Package for Mrs. Jewls from Wayside School Is Falling Down, and Poetry
from Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger. Instruct the kids to yell Boo when
you finish each story, as they do when Louis the Yard Teacher tells stories.
Have the library staff act out a skit based on chapter 24 of Sideways
Stories from Wayside School. Place two staff members on one side of your pro-
gram area. They will act as Mrs. Jewls and a student named Dameon. Place a
third staff member on the other side of the room to play Louis the Yard
Teacher. Mrs. Jewls asks Dameon to run down all thirty floors and ask Louis
if hed like to watch a movie with the class. Louis asks which movie. Dameon
runs up the thirty floors. Mrs. Jewls tells him. He runs down the thirty floors.
Louis asks another question. Dameon runs back and forth several times. You
can simulate Dameon running up and down by having the actor run in place
and slowly creep from one end of the room to the other. Of course, Dameon
soon runs out of breath. In the end, Mrs. Jewls informs him that the movie
is already over.
Host a spelling contest. In the Wayside books, the children somehow
spell synonyms of the words theyre given to spell. When asked to spell
tired, one student recited, Tired. S-L-E-E-P-Y. Tired. Another student was
presented with package. Package. B-O-X. Package. After sharing these
examples, hand your party-goers a thesaurus and have them spell a synonym
for each word you give them.
Play Pin the Pigtail on Leslie. In all three books, Paul torments poor
Leslie for having pigtails. He always wants to pull them. Put up a poster with
the back of Leslies head drawn in. Blindfold the students and have them try
to pin her pigtails to their correct location.
Create a jump-rope area. Post the words to the jump-rope chant listed in
chapter 16 of Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger on the wall. Post another
piece of paper on the wall and encourage your kids to name Mrs. Jewlss baby.
Get them started by reading the names suggested in the book: Rainbow
Sunshine, Bucket Head, Jet Rocket, and Cootie Face. Have a staff person
write down the new names.
Captain Underpants Party
Dav Pilkeys Captain Underpants books are very popular and controversial in
some communities. This particular theme is for the brave, but heres a plan
thats guaranteed to attract a crowd that comes dressed in the spirit of the
event.
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The Captain Underpants books are: The Adventures of Captain Under-
pants (Scholastic, 1997); Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking
Toilets (Scholastic, 1999); Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the
Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space (Scholastic, 1999);
Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants (Scholastic,
2000); Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman
(Scholastic, 2001); The Captain Underpants Extra-Crunchy Book O Fun
(Scholastic, 2001).
ROOM DECORATIONS
Decorate the program area in the school colors: gray and dark gray. Place a
Todays Menu sign on one wall. Cut several pieces of poster board and write
weird words and phrases on each one. Put tape on the back of the pieces so
that the kids can arrange them to create weird cafeteria offerings. Look
through the Captain Underpants books for key words such as fried, baked,
octopus, eyeballs, and slime.
REFRESHMENTS
For treats, serve Mr. Krupps Krispy Krupcakes (any kind of cupcake) and
Anti-Evil Zombie Nerd Juice (any kind of juice).
ACTIVITIES
As the kids enter the area, have them fill out name tags with the new silly
names they received from Professor Poopypantss Name Change-O-Chart.
The chart can be found in both Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of
Professor Poopypants and The Captain Underpants Extra-Crunchy Book O Fun.
Kids will be instructed to follow a formula that transforms their names into
new, silly names. By following the chart, for example, my name, Rob Reid,
becomes Loopy Gizzardbuns. My editors name, Karen Young, becomes
Flunky Gorillapants, and my good friend, David Stoeri, becomes Gidget
Pizzalips. Dav Pilkeys own name becomes Gidget Hamsterbrains.
The Captain Underpants Extra-Crunchy Book O Fun contains several puz-
zles that can be reproduced for the event as well as a Mad-Lib story that par-
ticipants can fill in as a group.
Hold a demonstration of a volcano powered by baking soda and vinegar,
similar to the volcano in Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly
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Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space. You can also make green slime
mentioned in the same book. Instructions for making volcanoes and slime
can be found in several science experiment books and web sites.
Since the two main characters in the Captain Underpants books are
always drawing comics, you may want to invite an art teacher or local car-
toonist to give a demonstration. A similar activity would be for participants
to make their own flip books. Instructions can be found in The Captain
Underpants Extra-Crunchy Book O Fun. Pilkeys web site, www.pilkey.com,
contains more games, jokes, and drawing activities.
Cap off the party by reading selections from the Captain Underpants
books.
The Time Warp Trio Party
Jon Scieszkas Time Warp Trio features three boys who travel back and forth
in time with the aid of a magical book.
The Time Warp Trio series, published by Viking, includes: Knights of the
Kitchen Table (1991); The Not-So-Jolly Roger (1991); The Good, the Bad, and
the Goofy (1992); Your Mother Was a Neanderthal (1993); 2095 (1995); Tut,
Tut (1996); Summer Reading Is Killing Me (1998); Its All Greek to Me (1999);
See You Later, Gladiator (2000); Sam Samurai (2001).
PUBLICITY
Publicize the event as a costume party. Invite the kids to dress up as charac-
ters from the many time periods featured in the series. These include early
humans, ancient civilizations (Chinese, Egyptian, Greek, Roman), European
medieval times, pirates, cowboys/cowgirls, futuristic costumes, and cos-
tumes of characters in popular childrens books.
ACTIVITIES
Set up stations to represent each of the books. Have an appropriate activity
or refreshment at each station. Several of the books feature stunts the boys
play, such as the Powerbroom trick from The Good, the Bad, and the Goofy.
Use these stunts as activities at the stations. The Knights of the Kitchen Table
station can have a black knight piata since the boys strike the black knight
with a stick in the book. At the Not-So-Jolly Roger station you can provide
directions for a library treasure hunt or simply pass out coconut pieces or
candy wrapped in gold foil. Have marker and paper for kids to create their
own cave drawings at the Your Mother Was a Neanderthal station. Have kids
at the 2095 station write down predictions for the future and put them in a
time capsule. Brainstorm other activities and treats to use at the other stations.
Place a book decorated as The Book in the center of the room.
Descriptions can be found in several Time Warp Trio books. When the chil-
dren leave one station, they have to go to the center of the room, touch The
Book, and transport to another station.
Since the boys in the book use magic as their means of transportation,
and since one of the boys has a magician for an uncle, a performance by a
magician is a perfect way to end the program.
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Its tough to determine whats funny to this age group and whats not. I foundthat the simplest approach is to let the students develop the humor and share
it as a library program. This combination of writing and performing works
best when structured in a storytelling process. The librarian demonstrates
various types of storytelling, the students use these demonstrations as mod-
els for their writing exercises, and then the students read or perform their
creations for the public. The storytelling and writing program models
included in this chapter are for a Liars Club or Tall-Tale session, a wordplay
celebration featuring spoonerisms, and a Finish The Story exercise. This
chapter also has an outline for a non-writing program: a teen public reading
billed as Comedy Club.
STORYTELLING AND WRITING PROGRAMS
April is National Humor Month. Plan a teen humor program or series of pro-
grams to be presented during this time. Planning should start a few months
in advance. Create a timetable. Contact area middle-school and high-school
English teachers. Arrange for them to visit the library with their students or
for you to visit their classrooms. Budget or solicit funds to publish student
submissions as a small booklet.
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Meet with the students a month or two before the public library presen-
tation. Librarians need not worry about teaching writing skills. Simply share
the storytelling models. Let the students and teachers work on the stories. As
you end your visit, distribute fliers that describe the length of the submis-
sions, rules, library contact names, instructions on how and where to submit
the manuscripts, and deadlines. This is not a contest but a chance for stu-
dents to share their creations with the community.
Liars Club
While meeting with the students, ask them to name a few famous tall-tale
characters, such as Paul Bun