SMALL PRINT DISCLAIMER FOR TODAY’S PRESENTATIONIf you have delicate sensibilities, this might not be the right session for you.

I have a filthy mouth.I have dirty words on some of my slides.

Neither of those things are going to change in the next hour-ish.

Just don’t bitch...because I told ya so.

LOOK! I got you a hedgehog!

The Power of StorytellingBold Results Through Brutal Honesty

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WHAT you do isn’t special