Morton: (Sigh) What are you up to Horton?

Horton: He he he, something big.

Horton: (deep breath)

Horton: (deep breath)

Morton: Horton?

Morton: Ugh.

Morton: Whatever.

Horton: Mooooortoooooon!

Morton: Oh boy.

Horton: Woooooooo!

Horton: This is gonna hurt!

Horton: Hang On!

Horton: Morton, whatever you are doing, keep doing it!

Morton: I got you bro and I’m starting to enjoy this!

Morton: Slooooooooope!

Morton: AAAAHHH! Horton: AAAAAHHH!

Morton: AAAAHHH! Horton: AAAAAHHH!

Morton: AAAAHHH! Horton: AAAAAHHH!

Explorer: Ah bask in its beauty.

Explorer: Somewhere out there is something waiting to be...

Explorer: What’s that noise?

Explorer: HOLY SUGER HONEY ICE TEA!

Morton: Ah Ha ha Ha ha

Morton: I have to admit, that was pretty cool.

Monkey: Hey TRUNK SLUMP!

Monkey: You flushed the pool you grey baboon!

Monkey: Now where is everyone going to go for a swim?!

Monkey: How about you go take your flappy ears!

Monkey: And splash your weight somewhere else!

Monkey 2: At least we’re addressing the elephant in the jungle!

All Monkeys: HA HA HA HA HA snort HA HA!

Morton: Hey knock it off, go peel a banana or something!

Monkey: Peel on this!

Horton: Morton!

Monkey: At least we got the fun out of that, lets bounce.

Horton: You okay bud?

Morton: Yea, I’m fine.

Horton: Sorry about that.

Morton: Don’t apologize and it’s like you always say..

Morton: Friends look out for each other, 100%

Morton: Lets do something that doesn’t involve the other critters.

Horton: Hmmmm, what about mud surfing?

Morton: ...Let’s do it.