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How to Keep Men and How to Keep Men and Women HappyWomen Happy
As we should always put ladies first, let’s start with:
How to Keep a How to Keep a WomanWoman Happy Happy
Is it difficult ?
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A plumber
10. A carpenter
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A gynecologist
15. A psychologist
16. A psychiatrist
17. A healer
18. A pest exterminator
19. A good listener
20. An organizer
21. A good! father
No! All you have to do is to be:
How to Keep a How to Keep a WomanWoman Happy Happy
22. Very clean
23. Sympathetic
24. Athletic
25. Warm
26. Attentive
27. Gallant
28. Intelligent
29. Funny
30. Creative
31. Tender
32. Strong
33. Understanding
34. Tolerant
35. Prudent
36. Ambitious
37. Capable
38. Courageous
39. Determined
40. True
41. Dependable
42. Passionate
Is it difficult ? No! All you have to do is to be:
How to Keep a How to Keep a WomanWoman Happy Happy
Without forgetting to:
43. Give her compliments regularly
44. Love shopping
45. Be honest
46. Be very rich
47. Not stress her out
48. Not look at other girls
How to Keep a How to Keep a WomanWoman Happy Happy
And at the same time:
49. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
52. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO NEVER FORGET:
53. Birthdays
54. Anniversaries
55. Arrangements she makes!
How to Keep a How to Keep a ManMan Happy Happy
1. Leave him in peace
2. Feed him well
3. Let him have the remote control
ManMan.... What a demanding creature.... What a demanding creature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!