Charmed - 5x15 - The Day the Magic Died.en

8/12/2019 Charmed - 5x15 - The Day the Magic Died.en

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100:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,590It's even brighter thanit was an hour ago.

200:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,998It's like magic and scienceand fairy tales all rolled up into one.

300:00:15,200 --> 00:00:18,033Actually, it's ions speedinginto the Earth's magnetic field,

400:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,395and then they collidewith air molecules.

500:00:24,680 --> 00:00:26,989Do you guys think it's weirdthat the aurora borealis

600:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,628is happening the night beforethe Wiccan Festival of Lights?

700:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,918I've been so busy planning for thebaby, I forgot tomorrow's a sabbat.

800:00:34,080 --> 00:00:37,152

Yep, it's definitely a timeof renewal and growth.

900:00:37,320 --> 00:00:38,833Oh, please don't say growth.

1000:00:39,000 --> 00:00:43,391If this little thing gets any bigger,I'll never be able to snap back.

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00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:46,558Hey, is that a shiver?I think I detected a shiver.

1200:00:46,720 --> 00:00:50,554- You should go inside with that shiver.- I'm fine. I'm feeling fine.

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00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:51,709You didn't look so fine

1400:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,235when you were bent over the toiletpuking your guts out today.

1500:00:54,400 --> 00:00:57,073Nausea, headaches,all a normal part of pregnancy.

1600:00:57,240 --> 00:01:01,233Along with gas, heartburn,a constant need to pee.

1700:01:01,400 --> 00:01:03,152It sounds fun.

1800:01:06,480 --> 00:01:08,869

Another golden goose.

1900:01:09,040 --> 00:01:10,871You would thinkthe magical community

2000:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,395could find maybe something elseto give to the baby?

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00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,120- No, it's the hot item this year.- Clearly.

2200:01:16,280 --> 00:01:19,397Yeah, I could definitely melt this downand make a fashionable ring.

2300:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,033You are not keeping that.

2400:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,714Here, goosie, goosie, goosie!

2500:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,069As much as I am enjoyingthis spectacle,

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00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,196I think we should reallysend those things back.

2700:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,595Dad is in town tomorrow,he wants to stop by for a visit.

2800:01:33,800 --> 00:01:37,156He does get very Darrin Stephensabout our whole magic thing.

2900:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,151Yeah, we should maybehave Leo ask the Elders

3000:01:39,320 --> 00:01:41,197what the policyis on magical gift returns.

3100:01:41,360 --> 00:01:43,590We don't want a curseput on the family or anything.

3200:01:43,760 --> 00:01:45,796Yes, good idea.

3300:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,912I wonder what the Elderswant this late.

3400:01:48,080 --> 00:01:49,991Well, I don't know,but you go find out.

3500:01:50,160 --> 00:01:51,593And keep it downwhen you come back,

3600:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,512

because I'm gonna head up.

3700:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,552- Or maybe down.- Piper.

3800:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,914- Piper.


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- Piper.

3900:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,399Leo.

4000:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,552What's going on?

4100:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,917I don't know. I can't heal her.She won't come to.

4200:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,276Okay, to the hospital. Come on.

4300:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,920You scared us.

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00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,311Me too. Guess I'm notso invincible after all.

4500:03:36,480 --> 00:03:39,040Yeah, maybe we need to starttaking better care of you.

4600:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,713No, it was my fault.

4700:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,110Everybody was telling meto slow down.

4800:03:43,280 --> 00:03:46,352It's not your fault.We're all in uncharted territory.

4900:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,309The Elders said that this was a special

child, and anything can happen.

5000:03:50,480 --> 00:03:51,549Let's not forget that.

5100:03:53,600 --> 00:03:54,635How are you feeling?


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5200:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,355Tired and weak.

5300:03:58,560 --> 00:04:01,438Well, I've got your test results here,but I can't find your chart.

5400:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,160- When are you due?- Six weeks.

5500:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,958And who is your regular doctor?

5600:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,359We don't have one.

5700:04:10,960 --> 00:04:14,953

We've sort of been seeingalternative medical practitioners.

5800:04:15,920 --> 00:04:17,717You don't have an ob-gyn?

5900:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,469We're training to be midwives.

6000:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,349

I'm open to all forms of healing,

6100:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,073but a woman in her third trimester

6200:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,754should have had ultrasoundsand blood work done by now.

6300:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,349

A medical doctor could havecaught your condition earlier.

6400:04:31,240 --> 00:04:32,309My condition?

6500:04:33,480 --> 00:04:34,674Toxemia.


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6600:04:34,840 --> 00:04:37,832It's a form of high blood pressurein pregnant women.

6700:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,639Do you deal with unusualstress in your life?

6800:04:41,120 --> 00:04:42,553Very unusual.

6900:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,358Is it serious?

7000:04:45,520 --> 00:04:50,275Toxemia restricts blood flowand food and oxygen to the placenta.

7100:04:50,440 --> 00:04:54,592It can result in a small baby,a premature delivery,

7200:04:54,760 --> 00:04:57,149or it can leadto other complications,

7300:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,151none of which you need

to worry about now.

7400:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,392Most women respond quicklyto the treatment.

7500:05:02,560 --> 00:05:05,279Okay, so give me the treatment.

7600:05:05,440 --> 00:05:11,436

The treatment involves a no-salt diet,no stress, and lots of bed rest.

7700:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,591Do that and the symptomsshould reverse.

7800:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,432


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I'll be back later to check on you.

7900:05:17,840 --> 00:05:20,912Well, that's probablywhy I couldn't heal you.

8000:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,435High blood pressure isn't just physical,it's a state of mind.

8100:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,959No stress and bed rest.Do you think you can handle that?

8200:05:28,640 --> 00:05:32,918Yeah, I can handle that.I'll do anything.

8300:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,278

So will we.

8400:05:45,880 --> 00:05:49,077Oh, I have waited a lifetime for this.

8500:05:49,240 --> 00:05:53,313The aurora borealisis a rare sight indeed, sir.

8600:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,511

It's much more than that.

8700:05:56,680 --> 00:05:59,956Two centuries ago,when I became an apprentice,

8800:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,796I devoted my life to sorcery andthe black arts, and do you know why?

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00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,439No, sir.

9000:06:06,600 --> 00:06:11,196In the hope that an ancient prophecy,which my mentor kept hidden,

9100:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,828


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would one day come to pass.

9200:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,353Has it?

9300:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,910Look up. The signs are converging.

9400:06:19,080 --> 00:06:24,791The future of all magic hangsin the balance, and only I know it.

9500:06:24,960 --> 00:06:28,316- And now I know it too, sir.- Why, yes you do.

9600:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,072That's why you're going to help me

9700:06:30,240 --> 00:06:33,312by attacking the Charmed Onestomorrow with fireballs.

9800:06:33,480 --> 00:06:37,109Fireballs? No, no, fireballsare useless against those witches.

9900:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,432Well, actually, you'll be lucky

to have any fireball power at all

10000:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,477if things happen the wayI expect them to.

10100:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,118Sounds like suicide, sir.

10200:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,595

Suicide? Sacrifice.

10300:06:49,840 --> 00:06:53,958It's an opportunity of a lifetimeto have power over good forever.

10400:06:54,520 --> 00:06:58,274This is a kind of mission


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that turns demons into legends.

10500:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,115Your name will go down in infamy.

10600:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,833- Really?- Yes.

10700:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,116- What's your name again?- Stanley.

10800:07:08,280 --> 00:07:12,990Stanley.Stanley, it all starts with you.

10900:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,597Attack the witches. Go down fighting.

Secure your legacy.

11000:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,069I'll do my best, sir.

11100:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,233Greetings from the Dead Sea.

11200:07:44,440 --> 00:07:45,998What did you eat over there?

11300:07:46,160 --> 00:07:49,789It's not me, it's the sulphur in the mud.It has healing properties.

11400:07:49,960 --> 00:07:53,077You know, people come fromall over the world just to get this stuff.

11500:07:53,240 --> 00:07:56,710

Yeah, well, we want Piper to feellike she's in a spa, not some sewer.

11600:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,039I guess you're right.I just wanted the best for her.

11700:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,235


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I know, sweetie.

11800:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,472We're gonna take good careof her and the baby, I promise.

11900:08:04,640 --> 00:08:07,200- Hello?- There she is.

12000:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,750Welcome home, honey.Or should I say, "Your Highness"?

12100:08:10,920 --> 00:08:15,675Because from now on,we are your loyal subjects.

12200:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,513

We even turned your bedroominto a royal throne room.

12300:08:18,680 --> 00:08:20,272Let me take you there now,my queen.

12400:08:20,440 --> 00:08:22,795All right, knock it off,before I cut your heads off.

12500:08:23,000 --> 00:08:27,949- I don't want any special treatment.- Piper, we love you. Let us love you.

12600:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,998Yeah, I mean, as your sisters,and your midwives,

12700:08:31,160 --> 00:08:36,075we feel it's our duty to provide you

with solitude and serenity and...

12800:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,031A gaggle of geese.

12900:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,398I thought you were gonnaget rid of those.


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13000:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,999You said you weregonna ask the Elders

13100:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,388on magical gift-return policies.

13200:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,797Okay, you guys, it's fine.Everything is fine.

13300:08:47,960 --> 00:08:48,949It's not gonna bother me.

13400:08:49,120 --> 00:08:51,588I'm not gonna let anything bother me,for the sake of my daughter.

13500:08:51,800 --> 00:08:52,835- Okay.- All right, come on.

13600:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,831I'll take you upstairs.

13700:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,951I thought you said you tied them up.

13800:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,270I did, but the little flockersgot loose.

13900:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,556Okay, we have to do betterthan this for Piper.

14000:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,358I mean, if we can't

keep geese away from her,

14100:09:04,560 --> 00:09:06,278how are we supposed to protecther from demons?

14200:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,668Okay, you're right, you're right.


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14300:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,319We should take turnsguarding the manor.

14400:09:09,480 --> 00:09:13,871You know, who knows what kindof weirdo stuff's gonna show up here.

14500:09:19,360 --> 00:09:21,920Oh, my goodness, it's a unicorn.

14600:09:22,080 --> 00:09:23,991Yes, it is. In our kitchen.

14700:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,957Is that another baby present?You think, maybe?

14800:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,118Yeah, the best one ever.

14900:09:31,320 --> 00:09:35,677Okay, Paige, while unicornsmay be very magical and cool,

15000:09:35,840 --> 00:09:37,512I'm not so sure it's appropriatefor a baby.

15100:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,154Oh, come on now.Our little niece will grow into it.

15200:09:40,320 --> 00:09:42,390I'm not so sure about that.Have you seen those hooves?

15300:09:42,560 --> 00:09:44,232

And how are we gonnababy-proof that horn?

15400:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,549Hey, look, there's a card.

15500:09:46,920 --> 00:09:47,909"From: EI."


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15600:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,718EI? Do we know anybodyin Spain?

15700:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,394Paige, I don't care who it's from, okay?It just can't be here now.

15800:09:52,560 --> 00:09:54,630It's way too much stressfor Piper and the baby, okay?

15900:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,313So just orb it out of here.

16000:09:56,480 --> 00:09:59,313I can't. Unicorns aremythical beasts from another world.

16100:09:59,480 --> 00:10:00,913Where do you propose I orb it to?

16200:10:01,080 --> 00:10:05,039I don't care where you orb it to,just get it out of here, okay?

16300:10:05,200 --> 00:10:08,670Fine, I'll orb it somewhere safe

and tie it up until we figure it out.

16400:10:15,520 --> 00:10:18,671- What was that?- I can't orb it.

16500:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,188Okay, stand back.

16600:10:23,360 --> 00:10:26,796

Take this beastBeFore I end her

16700:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,951Ship her backReturn to sender

16800:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,233


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Wait, why aren't my powers working?

16900:10:33,680 --> 00:10:34,874Apple.

17000:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,839- Nothing.- Oh, no.

17100:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,318I can't levitate. I'm grounded.

17200:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,272- Something's wrong. I can't orb.- Yeah, yeah.

17300:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,795I was trying to go find outhow to get rid of the geese...

17400:10:46,960 --> 00:10:48,552And why is there a unicornin the kitchen?

17500:10:48,720 --> 00:10:50,517Forget the unicorn.Our magic's down too.

17600:10:50,720 --> 00:10:51,914

- It is?- Okay, whatever hit us,

17700:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,832we have to assumealso hit Piper, okay?

17800:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,912And she can't find out about this untilwe know what's going on, because...

17900:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,315- Hello? Where is everybody?- Why is she out of bed?

18000:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,708- I don't know.- Go put her back.


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18100:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,552Go, go.

18200:11:02,760 --> 00:11:03,909All right, Paige,

18300:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,152you take the magical farm animalsand put them down in the basement.

18400:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,311I'm gonna get the Book,and I'll meet you down there.

18500:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,638All right, you're Spanish.

18600:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,639

Why are you on your feet?

18700:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,951I was coming down to get some food.A person could starve around here.

18800:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,553Hi. Bye.

18900:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,034

All right, well, come on upstairs.

19000:11:26,200 --> 00:11:28,191I'll get your food.You're supposed to be on bed rest.

19100:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,516Okay, well, "bed rest"doesn't actually mean...

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00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:31,669Yes, it does.

19300:11:31,840 --> 00:11:35,549The doctor said,"Stay off your feet and relax."

19400:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,753


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Here, Mr. Unicorn.

19500:11:41,800 --> 00:11:44,394Relax. Everybody keepstelling me to relax.

19600:11:44,560 --> 00:11:47,552Like it's something you do.Like switching off a light.

19700:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,159You need to learn howto do it, Piper,

19800:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,311if you're gonna getyour blood pressure under control.

19900:11:51,480 --> 00:11:53,277

My blood pressure wouldnot be a problem

20000:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,795if we had been seeing a doctorlike we were supposed to.

20100:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,996I knew that was coming.Come on, sit down.

20200:11:58,160 --> 00:12:01,755Don't treat me like a baby factory.I can sit myself down.

20300:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,233All these fearsabout a magical baby,

20400:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,153and "don't let the doctors find out,"

and "we'll buy a birthing ball,"

20500:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,231and "Paige and Phoebewill be midwives."

20600:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,391And you know what?


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We were wrong.

20700:12:13,680 --> 00:12:14,715How can you say that?

20800:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,797Because, somehow,in the middle of all this,

20900:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,916we forgot the mostimportant thing of all:

21000:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,439What's best for the baby.

21100:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,236Well, that's not fair. A lot of peopledecide to have babies at home.

21200:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,637Maybe so,but I was not one of them.

21300:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,030And this baby is not evenout of the womb yet,

21400:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,509

and I'm already screwing upas a mother.

21500:12:32,880 --> 00:12:35,838- You haven't screwed up.- Yes. I did, Leo. I did.

21600:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,036I have a diseasethat is threatening our baby,

21700:12:38,200 --> 00:12:41,875and I could have avoided itif I had just trusted my instincts.

21800:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,200Well, what are your instinctstelling you now?


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21900:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,674To have this baby in a hospital.

22000:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,319Okay.

22100:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,311I'll make arrangements today.

22200:12:57,320 --> 00:13:01,029Oh, really? And what happens whenshe's delivered in swaddling orbs?

22300:13:01,400 --> 00:13:02,879We'll deal with it then.

22400:13:03,040 --> 00:13:07,352From now on, I want you

to feel safe and secure, okay?

22500:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,519No! No magic, no magic, no mag...

22600:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,678It's just too much stresson your body.

22700:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,396

Like that mess on the flooris not gonna stress me out?

22800:13:20,240 --> 00:13:22,117Well, I'll clean it up.

22900:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,673Hello?

23000:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,033

Sure.

23100:13:30,600 --> 00:13:31,828It's one of your charges.

23200:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,513Since when do theyuse the telephone?


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23300:13:34,160 --> 00:13:38,073Since I've been ignoring them to spendmore time with my lovely wife.

23400:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,551Excuse me.

23500:13:41,720 --> 00:13:43,199Hello.

23600:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,356There you go.

23700:13:48,120 --> 00:13:52,432Come on, come on. Come on.

23800:13:56,080 --> 00:13:59,470

Okay, look at this. Check this out.

23900:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,393The whole Book has been erased.

24000:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,033- How is that possible?- I don't know.

24100:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,156

And without the Book,I don't know how to find out.

24200:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,199It's like someone's taken the magicand erased it from our entire family.

24300:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,990I think it's bigger than that.

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00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,918Oh, was that from oneof our golden geese?

24500:14:16,440 --> 00:14:18,829Yeah, I don't think we're gonnabe able to return them now.

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00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,594What is going on?

24700:14:22,120 --> 00:14:26,159You know, this all startedwhen el mystery mare arrived.

24800:14:26,320 --> 00:14:29,073Maybe she's a Trojan unicornsent to suck away our magic.

24900:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,038No, I doubt it. Unicorns arethe essence of good magic.

25000:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,634If anything, they shouldenhance our powers, not steal them.

251

00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,994What about the sky last night?

25200:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,591What, the northern lightson the eve of a sabbat?

25300:14:38,760 --> 00:14:40,079Yeah, it could be a mystical sign,

254

00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:42,037but don't those normallycome in threes?

25500:14:42,200 --> 00:14:43,599Where's the third?

25600:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,589Have you been experiencing

257

00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,593uncontrollable emotionalmood swings in the last week?

25800:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,394Am I that transparent?

25900:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,997


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No, but read your horoscope.

26000:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,350Jupiter, Mars and Saturnare all in Gemini.

26100:14:56,520 --> 00:14:58,397That only happens onceevery 300 years.

26200:14:59,000 --> 00:14:59,989Holy Hannah!

26300:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,317It's like the universe is practicallyscreaming at us to get our attention.

26400:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,875- Yeah, but what is it trying to say?

- I don't know.

26500:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,798But I got a lot ofresearch books in the attic.

26600:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,029I'm gonna go check them out.

26700:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,315

Okay, I'll meet you up there.

26800:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,313I'm gonna try to figure outa way to wrangle the geese.

26900:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,238Good luck.

27000:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,439

Hey, who the hell are you?

27100:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,111They call me Stanley.

27200:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,113I was afraid of that.


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27300:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,918At least it's a level playing field.

27400:15:35,040 --> 00:15:39,158Tonight, Tabitha is goingto get her revenge

27500:15:39,320 --> 00:15:43,199on all oF Harmony.

27600:15:45,480 --> 00:15:48,438Like that spell would have worked.

27700:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,958- What was that?- What?

27800:15:51,120 --> 00:15:52,348

That.

27900:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,276Oh, that. That's probably the girlstrying to run down the geese.

28000:15:57,160 --> 00:15:58,195Tricky birds, you know.

28100:15:58,800 --> 00:16:02,759

Listen, I'll go help out. You relax.

28200:16:18,920 --> 00:16:20,638Hey!

28300:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,789My name will hauntyou to your grave.

28400:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,949

- What was his name again?- I don't remember.

28500:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,428What's with the leftovers?

28600:16:38,800 --> 00:16:40,791Well, his magic ran out just like ours.


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Hello?

30000:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,592Somebody get that.

30100:17:27,120 --> 00:17:30,192Phoebe, Paige,I'd like you to meet Doris.

30200:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,154Doris?

30300:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,551My new wife,and your new stepmother.

30400:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,039Hi.

30500:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,597How are you married?

30600:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,079We didn't even knowyou were dating.

30700:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,958Or that you date at all,for that matter, Dad.

30800:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,391- Well, it happened pretty fast.- Yes, we met on the singles cruise.

30900:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,552Oh, that trip to Mexico,that was a singles cruise?

31000:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,676

- I'm a man of many mysteries.- Clearly.

31100:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,592Where's Piper?I want to share the good news.

31200:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,950


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Oh, God, no, that's okay.She's upstairs resting.

31300:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,588We found out last night thatshe has a blood-pressure condition.

31400:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,995- She's okay?- Oh, yeah, she's fine, don't worry.

31500:18:06,200 --> 00:18:07,838At least, don't let hersee you worry anyway.

31600:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,914Poor thing. Young women todayare under so many pressures.

317

00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,593Is she eating enough garlic?

31800:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,716Because it dilatesthe blood vessels, you know.

31900:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,155Oh, well, we'll haveto fix some of that up.

32000:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,675Oh, let me take that for you.

32100:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,678- We're all out of hangers.- Hey, Dad.

32200:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,791Hey, Piper.

32300:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,635I heard the news.You shouldn't be on your feet.

32400:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,472Dad's got some news of his own.

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00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:37,669Gently, though, Dad.

32600:18:37,840 --> 00:18:41,071We don't want her to dropthat calf right there on the stairs.

32700:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,155Piper, I want you to meet Doris,

32800:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,514my new bride.

32900:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,032Yeah.

33000:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,111- Hello, Piper.- Hi.

33100:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,999Hi, Doris.

33200:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,833Welcome to the family, I guess.

33300:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,513I know it's kind of sudden.

33400:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,035But sometimes when lifedrops a peach at your feet,

33500:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,668you gotta stopand make some cobbler.

33600:19:07,240 --> 00:19:10,357That is always my motto,

isn't that funny?

33700:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,476Apparently they meton the singles cruise.

33800:19:12,640 --> 00:19:14,517Did you know Dad


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goes on singles cruises?

33900:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,950Oh, it was like in the movies.

34000:19:17,120 --> 00:19:21,272Our eyes met across the buffet bar.Your dad is so handsome.

34100:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,552And, well, I told him, don't eat the rolls,you know, too much processed flour.

34200:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,115Anyway, we stayed upall night long talking,

34300:19:27,320 --> 00:19:30,118and by the morning, we just knew.

34400:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,548She devastates me.

34500:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,313Okay, I put away the uni... cycle.

34600:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,711- What unicycle?- It's a baby gift.

34700:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,078- Hey, Victor.- Leo.

34800:19:42,680 --> 00:19:45,433Hello, I'm Doris.I'm your new mother-in-law.

34900:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,751

Oh, hi.I guess I missed a lot, didn't I?

35000:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,359Okay, now that we've all met,

35100:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,154maybe the two lucky newlyweds


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should check into the hotel,

35200:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,430because it's crazy here,and then we'll call you...

35300:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,556Oh, no. We're not going anywhere.

35400:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,832- You're not?- No, I volunteered at the hospital.

35500:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,195We can stayand help take care of you.

35600:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,759You can?

35700:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,032I look forward to somereal mother-daughter bonding.

35800:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,031You do, huh?

35900:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,789Well, you know, now that

we figured out you're staying here,

36000:20:13,960 --> 00:20:15,712let's get Piper off her feet, shall we?

36100:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,117- You can't leave me alone with her.- Yeah, yeah.

36200:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,919

We have to, because what ifthat's another magical baby gift?

36300:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,915- Come on, upstairs.- Come on.

36400:20:36,080 --> 00:20:41,552


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- Can I help you?- To save magic? I hope so.

36500:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,352Okay, sorcerersdon't just drop by our house.

36600:20:47,520 --> 00:20:49,351What makes you thinkwe're not gonna vanquish you?

36700:20:49,560 --> 00:20:52,154Because you can't.

36800:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,749Didn't you get my message?

36900:20:54,960 --> 00:20:57,394My apprentice was supposed

to drop by this morning.

37000:20:57,560 --> 00:21:02,350Oh, that guy. He's dead in our closet.But he didn't give us a message.

37100:21:02,560 --> 00:21:04,357Because he was the message.

37200:21:04,800 --> 00:21:07,553

To demonstratethe dire nature of our situation.

37300:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,716So you're saying demonsdon't have power either?

37400:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,351Down to the last imp.

375

00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,195There's fear and panic everywhere.

37600:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,354Demons stuck in the underworldwith no way up,

37700:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,159


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others stuck topsidewith no way down.

37800:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,079Oh, poor little evil creatures.

37900:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,629Well, I see your flowershaven't died yet.

38000:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,989They will,

38100:21:28,160 --> 00:21:33,314with no gnomes or garden nymphsto spin their delicate magic.

38200:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,436Don't go getting all enchanted on us.

38300:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,955Oh, don't worry.

38400:21:38,120 --> 00:21:41,635I hate good magic, fairy tales,

38500:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,634wishes on stars, and childrenwho believe in Santa Claus.

38600:21:46,240 --> 00:21:47,992Mortals don't know it exists,

38700:21:48,160 --> 00:21:51,038but magic infusesall their hopes and dreams.

38800:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,040Stand back. I think he's gonna

break out in song.

38900:21:54,200 --> 00:21:55,633Oh, hardly.

39000:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,199Nothing would give memore pleasure


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39100:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,755than to watch it all rippedfrom the world.

39200:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,033So why not just sit backand watch the show?

39300:22:03,200 --> 00:22:09,639- Why come to us?- Because I want my power back.

39400:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,633Magic must be saved,and it's up to us.

39500:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,072Us? We're us. You're them.

We don't help thems, sorry.

39600:22:17,240 --> 00:22:20,391You can't fix this by yourselves.

39700:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,518That's why you invited mehere to your back yard.

39800:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,636

But together,

39900:22:25,800 --> 00:22:28,075together we caninterpret the signs.

40000:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,319You were right about the signs.

40100:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,474

Okay, so, what do you proposethat we do?

40200:22:33,720 --> 00:22:37,838A summit between good and evilto discuss the crisis.

40300:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,709


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Of course, there'd be certain rules.No guns, no knives, et cetera.

40400:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,278You know, the exit's that way,so if you wanna just:

40500:22:45,440 --> 00:22:47,237We don't have much time.

40600:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,075The longer magic is down,the harder it is to restore.

40700:22:54,440 --> 00:22:58,353My cell phone's on the backin case your sister changes her mind.

40800:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,591

Cronyn, huh?When do sorcerers have cell phones?

40900:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,352You think that's bad?

41000:23:05,520 --> 00:23:10,116I got a taxi waiting out front. Call me.

41100:23:12,520 --> 00:23:13,748

I don't trust him.

41200:23:13,920 --> 00:23:17,515Yeah, but I kind of liked his wholeworld-without-magic speech.

41300:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,631- It was very Capra.- It was pure crappa.

414

00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:21,358I don't wanna help evil.

41500:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,112What evil?

41600:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,750A sorcerer wants to arrange


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peace talks for the whole magic crisis.

41700:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,672Oh, yeah, and Phoebe'sactually considering it.

41800:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,991Well, of course I'm considering it.The future of magic is at stake here.

41900:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,991Not to mentionthe future of my niece.

42000:23:34,160 --> 00:23:37,516And what else do we have right now?No powers, no Book, no Elders.

42100:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,835

Phoebe's right. Without magic,

42200:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,594Piper and the baby are vulnerable.We can't protect them.

42300:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,159Okay, fine, but if there's a meeting,

42400:23:43,320 --> 00:23:45,390

we're going in heavyin case it's a trap.

42500:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,120Okay, but Cronyn said no weapons.

42600:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,315And you trust him?

42700:23:49,520 --> 00:23:52,717

Leo, I'm gonna need some saltpetreand cayenne pepper from the kitchen.

42800:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,757- For what?- A homemade arsenal.

42900:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,957


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Phoebe, would you kindlyget an aerosol can?

43000:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,396Ladies and gentlemen,it's time to lock and load.

43100:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,316I knew this gift basketwould come in handy.

43200:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,989And lucky for you,I am always ready for emergencies.

43300:24:10,160 --> 00:24:11,513You should have seenour first date.

434

00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:14,509Your father spilled steak sauceall down the front of his shirt.

43500:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,712And Doris pulls out a bottleof stain remover from her purse.

43600:24:17,920 --> 00:24:20,275Of course, I licked itoff your chin first.

43700:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,918Oh, that's so sweet.

43800:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,589Hi, honey. What are you doing?

43900:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,670I'm just taking Paige some spices.

44000:24:29,840 --> 00:24:33,992She's gonna make a homeopathicremedy to help you relax. See you.

44100:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,598Homeopathic medicine?You're into homeopathic medicine?


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44200:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,638I knew I was gonna love this family.This is unbelievable.

44300:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,110My first husband passed awaya couple of years ago. Heart attack.

44400:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,840And the first thing I didwhen we got home from the cruise

44500:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,833is put your fatheron a low-fat, high-fibre diet.

44600:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,071And a monthly colonic.

44700:24:53,680 --> 00:24:56,672Hi, Phoebe.Come, sit, talk with us, please.

44800:24:56,840 --> 00:24:59,434Oh, I can't.I have a big meeting at work.

44900:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,915- You have hairspray I could borrow?

- You have hairspray.

45000:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,435Yeah, but mine is non-aerosol,and it's a really big meeting,

45100:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,876so I need aerosolfor that super-firm hold, you know.

452

00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,152- Check my bathroom.- Great.

45300:25:10,320 --> 00:25:13,995Oh, honey, you know what?There's no cheese knife here.

454


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00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:15,878Would you mindgoing downstairs and getting it?

45500:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,957Absolutely, baby doll.

45600:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,440Oh, girls,

45700:25:24,600 --> 00:25:29,037I just wanted to let you knowhow I feel about your father. I...

45800:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,875I just feel so, so lucky.

45900:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,873He's... He's the most

special man I've ever met.

46000:25:36,560 --> 00:25:37,549Thank you.

46100:25:37,720 --> 00:25:39,676That's the sweetest thingyou could ever say to us.

46200:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,950

Well, it's true.You know, he's so...

46300:25:42,120 --> 00:25:48,468He's so kind, and he's so sensitive,and he's the most exciting lover.

46400:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,875Oh, I mean, girlfriends,he can go all night. I'm not kidding.

46500:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,074- You hear? Gotta go to that meeting.- Don't leave me.

46600:25:58,880 --> 00:26:03,237That was Cronyn.He says he'll meet us in an hour.


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46700:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,868He suggested one of his,you know, dark chambers.

46800:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,036I suggested Manny's Pizzeria.

46900:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,760Nice. Public venue.Way to go. What is that?

47000:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,275- This would be a pipe bomb, dear.- Oh, what...?

47100:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,431I was good at chem labin high school.

47200:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,319- How's the candle coming?- Fine. Needs a few minutes to set.

47300:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,436- You sure it'll give us smoke?- Total whiteout.

47400:26:20,640 --> 00:26:22,437As long as you

put six parts saltpetre in there.

47500:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,909Okay, we have:

47600:26:25,080 --> 00:26:29,312One flammable spray can,one lotion-bottle bomb,

47700:26:29,480 --> 00:26:33,075

smoking candle,two sharpened nail files,

47800:26:33,280 --> 00:26:36,750four cayenne pepper-spray straws,and assorted rings and bracelets?

47900:26:38,240 --> 00:26:40,231


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Kind of makes you appreciateyour powers, doesn't it?

48000:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,868We don't need no stinking powersto kick some demon ass.

48100:26:43,080 --> 00:26:44,069Well, maybe you don't.

48200:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,037You're a little betterat the mano a mano stuff.

48300:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,873Speaking of, I have someextra gifts for you, my dear.

48400:26:49,080 --> 00:26:50,479

Hey.

48500:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,434These were mine,and now they'll be yours.

48600:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,758Chain-mail top from my club days.

48700:26:57,920 --> 00:27:01,435

Steel-toed bootsfrom my mosh-pit days.

48800:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,757Handcuffs from last Friday.

48900:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,796Hey, do you thinkwe're making a huge mistake

490

00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,439by not telling Piper about this?

49100:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,830No, absolutely not.I think she needs to relax.

49200:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,554


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I agree. Piper's not just carryingthe next generation Halliwell.

49300:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,512She's carryingthe next generation of magic.

49400:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,429Then let's go save them.

49500:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,395Okay, the last question is,

49600:27:24,560 --> 00:27:28,678"What is your lover'sfavourite article of clothing?"

49700:27:29,400 --> 00:27:31,277It has to be your grey cardigan.

Am I right?

49800:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,874As always, baby doll.

49900:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,633Okay, that's 19 out of 20.

50000:27:37,800 --> 00:27:43,352That makes our romance rating:

Jalapeo hot.

50100:27:45,600 --> 00:27:47,556Hey, somebody get in here.

50200:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,473Hi.

50300:27:52,640 --> 00:27:55,632I may be stuck in bed,

but I am not stuck on stupid.

50400:27:56,800 --> 00:27:58,199I know that something's going on.

50500:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,195Well, you wanted a doctor,and she told you to relax,


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50600:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,311so relax.

50700:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,717How can I relax when I know thatyou're hiding something from me?

50800:28:09,080 --> 00:28:11,514All the strange noisesand weird behaviour.

50900:28:11,680 --> 00:28:13,557Why don't you just tell mewhat's going on?

51000:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,039Okay. I'm sorry, you guys.We need a moment.

51100:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,833A magical moment.

51200:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,470All right, then.

51300:28:30,800 --> 00:28:34,349Okay, well, it's really nothingto worry about.

51400:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,995Magic has disappearedfrom the world,

51500:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,435and Phoebe and Paige wentto have a summit meeting with evil

51600:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,358

so they can fix it.

51700:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,670See? Nothing to worry about.

51800:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,958I see. Okay.


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51900:28:47,200 --> 00:28:50,158I am not gonnaget upset about this.

52000:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,518I am just gonnablow you to pieces.

52100:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,072See, I tried to tell you.

52200:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,316Oh, no!

52300:29:00,600 --> 00:29:02,352Listen, I'm sure it's nothing.

52400:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,397

- Phoebe and Paige will...- Leo, no.

52500:29:04,880 --> 00:29:06,757My water just broke.

52600:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,669This is Merrill, our highest-rankingwizard and personal mentor.

527

00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:39,399Kane, top advisor to the warlocks.

52800:29:39,560 --> 00:29:41,039Check their bags for weapons.

52900:29:41,200 --> 00:29:44,510Like we'd attack in front of civilians.That's why we chose a public place.

530

00:29:46,360 --> 00:29:48,476You can't be too safe, you know.

53100:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,797What's with the candle?

53200:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,398We thought we'd try a Wiccan ritual


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or two to try to bring back magic.

53300:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,438Let's get down to business.

53400:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,271Okay, well, wait a minute, bubs.

53500:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,597How do we know you guysaren't packing weapons?

53600:30:20,240 --> 00:30:22,549- You mean like this?- Hey, now.

53700:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,111Did it just get very quiet in here?

53800:30:38,680 --> 00:30:40,875You don't think we'd pass upthe opportunity

53900:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,072to take out the Charmed Ones,now, do you?

54000:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,512No!

54100:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,951How did you do it?

54200:31:08,160 --> 00:31:10,276This place must have beencrawling with customers.

54300:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,954We paid them to leave.

54400:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,271Of course, the owner wanted to stay,but he's browning in the pizza oven.

54500:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,671What about magic?Who's gonna fix it?


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54600:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,034I got that covered.

54700:31:22,240 --> 00:31:24,356Which is morethan I can say for you two.

54800:31:24,680 --> 00:31:27,752If you don't think we cameprepared for this moment,

54900:31:27,920 --> 00:31:29,273you are sadly mistaken.

55000:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,873We better fight our way out of thisor die trying. You ready?

55100:31:55,640 --> 00:31:59,155Don't let them out alive.

55200:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,516What are we doing?Why are we sitting here?

55300:32:19,680 --> 00:32:21,511We need to go to the hospital. Now.

55400:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,036You need to relax. Your water broke.It's no need to panic.

55500:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,714No, you are wrong.My due date is six weeks away.

55600:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,871This baby is not ready

to come out.

55700:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,270- Please, take me to the hospital.- Okay. Okay.

55800:32:32,440 --> 00:32:34,112I just got off the phone


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with your doctor,

55900:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,430and she said don't moveuntil she gets here.

56000:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,875- She's coming here?- She's on her way now.

56100:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,793There, see?Everything's gonna be okay.

56200:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,632I need Phoebe and Paige.They trained so hard for this.

56300:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,279

They should be here now.

56400:32:47,440 --> 00:32:49,635I called Phoebe's cell phone.There was no answer.

56500:32:50,840 --> 00:32:52,956Well, can't you just, you know,

56600:32:53,120 --> 00:32:55,429

pop over there and get themin that special way you do?

56700:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,158Kind of got a problemwith that right now.

56800:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,879Oh, my God! Contraction.

569

00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,508Okay, okay, just breathe.

57000:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,357That's it.

57100:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,919Piper needs all the love and support


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58500:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,476- Where's Cronyn?- He had business to attend to.

58600:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,632Yeah, I'll bet.

58700:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,590Did Cronyn bring down magic?

58800:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,878- He doesn't have the power.- No, but you do.

58900:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,752Of course, you're his mentor.

59000:34:57,240 --> 00:34:58,309

What happened to magic?

59100:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,316Answer the lady's question.

59200:35:03,360 --> 00:35:05,476Centuries ago,

59300:35:05,680 --> 00:35:10,196I unearthed a quatrain

from the tomb of a wise apothecary.

59400:35:11,080 --> 00:35:15,870When three planets burn as oneOver a sky oF dancing light

59500:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,715And magic will rest on a holy day

59600:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,953

to welcome a twice-blessed child

59700:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,477Those are the signs that we saw.

59800:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,911The aurora borealis,the planetary alignment,


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59900:35:31,080 --> 00:35:32,195the Wiccan sabbat.

60000:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,920Wait, back to the twice-blessedchild business, what is that?

60100:35:36,600 --> 00:35:40,593- Cronyn is not after us.- He's after Piper's baby.

60200:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,919Oh, my God!

60300:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,672That's why he led us hereto our slaughter,

60400:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,359so the power of threecouldn't find him.

60500:35:46,520 --> 00:35:48,431When do we get our powers back?

60600:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,309When it's too late to use them.

60700:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,712The house line is dead.

60800:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,350Magic won't return to the worlduntil the baby is born,

60900:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,478which should be any minute.

61000:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,433Finally, Leo.

61100:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,990- Who are you?- I'm here for your baby.

612


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00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,914It'd be easierif you'd just relax, Piper.

61300:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,279Breathe deeply.

61400:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,268And push.

61500:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,918She's fully effaced and dilated.

61600:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,473It won't be long now.

61700:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,474You can't have my baby.I won't...

61800:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,749No, no, no.

61900:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,717He's not gonna hurt herwhile she's in labour.

62000:36:56,880 --> 00:36:59,110Okay, well, what if Leo's hurt,

or Dad?

62100:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,714There's only one way to save them.

62200:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,473A unicorn's hornis pure, concentrated magic.

62300:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,910

See, I told you all magicwasn't down.

62400:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,599Okay, how did you know that?

62500:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,440Because the wizard stole the prophecy


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from an apothecary,

62600:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,079an agent of good magic.

62700:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,755Wait, that would mean that the Eldersknew what he wrote.

62800:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,394Look, the card says "From: EI,"that's gotta be for "the Elders."

62900:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,114They knew magic was gonna go down,and that we'd be in danger.

63000:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,395Why didn't they just tell us?

63100:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,068They tried. Leo got a callfrom the Elders, remember?

63200:37:37,240 --> 00:37:39,629Then Piper passed out, and wehad to take her to the hospital.

63300:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,438

And then they sent usthis little present.

63400:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,910I guess your magic is not affectedby what happens on Earth.

63500:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,595- What was that?- The witches?

63600:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,993You stay here.

63700:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,196Where is my father?What did you do to him?

638


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00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,799Don't worry about such things.Childbirth is painful enough.

63900:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,395If you do anything to my baby,I will kill you.

64000:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,430I will hunt you and kill you,

64100:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,955even if it means coming backfrom the dead.

64200:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,429And don't thinkI won't find a way to do that.

643

00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,990We are not goingto hurt your baby, Piper.

64400:38:29,160 --> 00:38:32,118We're going to raise her as our own.

64500:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,316She's going to be a powerful leader.

646

00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,357A great force of evil.

64700:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,797You should be proud, very proud.

64800:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,869Okay, one vanquish spell.

64900:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,114

Stupid witch. You could have killedthe both of you.

65000:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,477She caught me off-guard.

65100:39:22,640 --> 00:39:24,676Just get down here.


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65200:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,790Get away from me!

65300:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,791Her contractionsare less than a minute apart.

65400:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,319Oh, God, please not now.

65500:39:38,480 --> 00:39:39,799Step aside, bitch!

65600:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,198Yeah, that's our job.

65700:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,158

Move, even breathe,and she's dead.

65800:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,675- Vanquish him, Phoebe.- Your sister will die.

65900:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,679You can still save the baby.

660

00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:55,199Oh, my God.

66100:39:55,360 --> 00:39:56,395I'm warning you.

66200:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,713- Kill him.- How can I?

663

00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,154Do it.

66400:40:02,360 --> 00:40:06,433Phoebe, if you love me you will sendthis crazy bastard straight to hell.

66500:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,709


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Now!

66600:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,189Beast oF legend, myth and loreGive my words the power to soar

66700:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,749and kill this evil evermore

66800:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,439Is everybody okay?

66900:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,353I feel like I'm dying.

67000:40:27,560 --> 00:40:30,279Oh, baby's coming.Baby's coming. Okay.

67100:40:37,240 --> 00:40:40,152It's okay. You're okay.

67200:40:40,520 --> 00:40:43,080Okay, you're doing great, sweetie.Yes, you are.

67300:40:43,240 --> 00:40:44,832Let's see what we have here.

67400:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,355Oh, I see a head of dark hair.

67500:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,155- You do?- What'd you expect, a blond?

67600:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,270- What did I miss?- A lot!

67700:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,953Victor needs help.

67800:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,754- Here. Take this.- Okay, okay.


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- Okay, push.

69200:41:39,560 --> 00:41:42,358Push. Push.

69300:41:43,240 --> 00:41:45,390Come on. Push.

69400:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,790Oh, I guess magic is coming back.

69500:41:47,960 --> 00:41:50,030- Here we go. Here we go.- That's it, baby.

69600:41:50,240 --> 00:41:52,196I see a shoulder.

697

00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:55,229- And another shoulder.- Push. Push!

69800:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,675An arm. And another arm.

69900:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,191Oh, it's something else,something else.

70000:42:06,560 --> 00:42:10,235Hi, baby. Hi.

70100:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,519You're okay. You're okay.

70200:42:17,920 --> 00:42:19,558Look.

703

00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,629Is that what I think it is?

70400:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,152If you're referring to Mr. Winkiebetween the legs, yes.

70500:42:31,320 --> 00:42:32,992


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- It's a boy.- You mean I get a boy?

70600:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,873Here you go, Mama.

70700:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,509Hi.

70800:42:40,400 --> 00:42:45,110Hi, little guy, what are you doing?Look what we did.

70900:42:45,280 --> 00:42:46,713I see.

71000:42:48,520 --> 00:42:49,509It's a miracle.

71100:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,672A little miracle.

71200:42:56,120 --> 00:42:57,758He's beautiful.

71300:42:58,160 --> 00:43:01,232Oh, you are safe,

714

00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,915you are loved,and you are wise.

71500:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,836How you doing?

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