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(CONFESSIONALS)
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
Sup, names Seymour Zefferbee. I guess I
was the big sports guy before my 150-pound
dog decided to tackle me onto the pave-ment. (holds up three broken fingers) I
mean, I love that dog, but its like he
doesnt understand me when I yell no,
stop, dont run me over. (chuckles to
self, mutters stupid dog.) Since I
couldnt do sports, I decided to flex my
vocal chords and try out for a show. Best
decision of my life. I mean, I amsur-
roundedby chicks now.
MADISON PRETENSE
Im Madison Pretense, and I loooveacting.
I think my first experience was when I was
seven years old, when I was a munchkin in
the elementary school performance of the
Wizard of Oz. The only problem was, when-
ever it was my turn to do the little
munchkin dance, my exuberance got the best
of me and... (flails arms about and then
giggles) MADNESS! ...That was around the
time I was diagnosed with ADHD. Unrelated,
of course.
PENELOPE BONATURE
Hey, Im Penelope Bonature, and I love
love love dancing and acting. I mean, I
know singing is supposed to go along with
the dancing and the acting, but for some
reason it just doesnt work for me! (nerv-
ous giggle) I think it all started back
when my best friend backstabbed me and
stole my boyfriend away from me. My boy-
friend was totally going to propose to mereally soon too, and my BFF totally knew
that, but she went ahead and seduced him
with her feminine wiles anyway! Anyway,
that made me cry for like, a week, and it
was totally horrendous, and it screwed up
my vocal chords. So long story short, Ive
had a really bad singing voice since that
happened in the second grade.
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ROXANNE DELOUISE
I am Roxanne Delouise, and I am a living
actress. I never break character. I am
forever living my life in a state of com-
plete dramatic homeostasis. Many people
believe me to be a drama queen, but I pre-fer to think of myself as the modern day
equivalent of Rosa Parks. I will not rise
from this bus seat of lifefor you to take
it and leave me in the back, cold, unat-
tached, and sitting upon the crusty gum
and grime.
SPENCER SHUNECK
Im Spencer Shuneck, but I dont really
like names since they impose a sense of
identity and meaning on a person. Youcould call me an actress, but I only enjoy
work that I do for unknown, not-for-profit
shows. The exact terminology for what I am
is neo-seclusion-actress. In my spare
time, I also take strangely angled polar-
oids of myself, write pessimistic phrases
on them and then take another polaroid of
it. Then I post them on the internet.
AUTUMN MCHAVER
I am Autumn McHaver, I have been actingsince I was four years old, and I believe
the profession of acting as we know it is
being treated a complete joke these days.
Every sissy boy and cutesy girl with some
pipes thinks theyre going to be whisked
away to Broadway and become the next Kris-
ten Chenoweth, and theyre going to get
filthy rich and famous on the stage. News-
flash, kiddies, youre all idiots! Ive
been acting for over ten years and I
havent gotten my golden fairy ride to NewYork yet! Youre all failures that will
never make it! If I havent been discov-
ered yet, then none of you should EVER be!
(pauses, calms down) I also enjoy garden-
ing.
LANCE TURNER
My name is Lance Turner, and Ive been an
actor for a looong time. Its been brought
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to my attention that an overwhelming ma-
jority of my *adoring* female followers
question my sexual orientation upon meet-
ing me. (in a high-pitched voice) Hes
involved in theater? Hes cute? Too good
to be true! He must be a homosexual! No,my friends, Id like to take this opportu-
nity to tell the world I am 100% attracted
to women. Not a gay thought in this head.
Unless you mean happy, because yes. I am
pleased with the quality of my life.
(pause) I mean, not toopleased!
IZZY FISH
Im Isabel Fish, but everybody calls me
Izzy. Im an actress, and Im single. I
mean like, seriously, single and looking.And theres nothing about me thats not to
like! I dont smoke, so when we kiss, it
wont be like licking an ashtray. I take
showers every other day. If you want a
sandwich, Ill make you a sandwich. I
wont care if you forget our anniversa-
ries. I dont have an overprotective fa-
ther who will beat you with a lead pipe if
you rear end his car when youre driving
me home and you lean in to kiss me goodbye
and accidentally hit the gas pedal! Seri-ously!
MILES BACK
My name is Miles Back... and I, uh, I like
to act, when theres not an overwhelming
amount of people in the audience. Im also
pretty good at Chemistry. I can balance
redox reactions really fast. ...But, uhm,
thats not cool. Wait, I can play guitar!
Thats cool, right? I uh, oh God, I messed
this up so bad. Im sorry. Can we startthis over? I amsoawkward.
(FADES TO BLACK.)
MADISON PRETENSE (CONFESSIONAL)
So my little cousin, Petra, from Tallahas-
see is turning ten in a few days, and we
dont have the money to fly down for the
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party since my mom blows all of our extra
money on cigarettes and broken dreams.
(CUT to theater kids sitting around, looking bored.)
MADISON PRETENSE
I mean, Id buy her that new Justin Bieber
doll that goes through puberty, but it
wouldnt get to her house in time for her
birthday. Besides, I dont know if her mom
would appreciate it.
IZZY FISH
(excitedly) They make those?
SPENCER SHUNECK
Why dont you do something that you can
send to her online?
MILES BACK
Yeah, like make a video of yourself and
then email it to her.
(everyone agrees)
MADISON PRETENSE
But thats awkward.
AUTUMN MCHAVERWell, youreawkward.
MADISON PRETENSE (CONFESSIONAL)
In the end, I decided to involve everyone
to make it less awkward. We decided to
sing and dance to Petras favorite song.
AUTUMN MCHAVER (CONFESSIONAL)
When youre involved in theater, you must
put your all into everything. It doesnt
matter if youre performing in a video fora bunch of ten-year-olds or in a concert
for elderly deaf and blind women with no
toes. You do it all with energy.
(cuts to practice)
ROXANNE DELOUISE
Okay, lets take it from the top. (touches
head dramatically)
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(everyone gets into places)
TIK TOK PLAYS.
SPENCER SHUNECK
Wake up in the morning
Feeling like P. Diddy
ROXANNE DELOUISE
Got my glasses
Im out the door
Im gonna hit this city
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Before I leave
Brush my teeth
With a bottle of Jack-woah, woah, wait,
isnt this a little inappropriate for a
ten year old?
(everyone makes noises in agreement)
SPENCER SHUNECK
Does she even know what a bottle of Jack
is?
MADISON PRETENSE (CONFESSIONAL)
We had a littletrouble at first...
PENELOPE BONATURE
(HORRIBLY OFF-KEY) Dont stop, make it
hot--!
(everyone reacts immediately, shushing her.)
(CUT to Lance, dancing opposite of everyone. CUT to everyone argu-ing. CUT to everyone lying around on couches, on the floor, et cet-
era, looking exhausted/exasperated.)
MADISON PRETENSE
Its obvious that we need to make a few
changes.
AUTUMN MCHAVER
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Oh, lets face it. We need someone to make
up for pretty boys (points to Lance)
crappy dancing and squeakys (points to
Penelope) crappy singing.
LANCE & PENELOPEHey!
LANCE TURNER (CONFESSIONAL)
Some people were criticizing my dancing. I
mean, Ill admit, sometimes my footing is
off... or I forget the choreography... or
I dont remember the combinations... or I
get a little distracted...
PENELOPE BONATURE (CONFESSIONAL)
Ill be the first to say that Im not the
best singer. I mean, seriously... (sings a
few off-key las.) See what I mean...?
Unfortunately, Lance has a problem admit-
ting he SUCKS at dancing.
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Well, I could ask my friend to help us
out. She could dance Lances part and sing
Penelopes.
(everyone reacts very excitedly, suddenly filled with new energy.)
SPENCER SHUNECK (CONFESSIONAL)
One thing Ive learned from hanging with
theater people, besides the fact that all
theater boys are either gay or teetering
dangerously on it, is that new people ex-
cite us like Call of Duty excites scrawny
teenage boys with acne and no social
lives.
(CUT to Autumn and Rosaline talking.)
ROSALINE LUNSON
So I finally get to meet your elusive
theater friends?
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Yeah, of course! Why do you sound so
shocked?
ROSALINE LUNSON
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Well, you keep telling me that I couldnt
meet them because I wouldnt like them
because theyre too crazy.
AUTUMN MCHAVER
After giving it some thought, I reasonedthat your brand of crazy might fit right
in with theirs.
ROSALINE LUNSON
(a bit offended) What exactly are you say-
ing?
ROSALINE LUNSON (CONFESSIONAL)
My name is Rosaline Lunson, and Autumn and
I have been friends for too long. I mean,
a long time. Shes been hanging with her
theater friends a lot lately, which is
alright I guess, Ive just been itching to
meet them for a while. I guess this is a
good thing that Im finally getting my
chance, but Im just worried that Ill
come off as a psycho to them just because
I dont know how to do jazz hands or some-
thing. (does jazz hands as she talks)
(CUT to the following day)
AUTUMN MCHAVER(entering) Hey washups. (everyone greets
her.) Rosaline should be here any minute.
(everyone fixes their hair, clothes, etc)
ROXANNE DELOUISE
In what key should we greet her?
AUTUMN MCHAVER
The usual. (knock on the door) Places,
guys!
(ROSALINE opens the door to everyone standing in a row. They sing
hello.)
ROSALINE LUNSON
I... uh... am I at the wrong house?
AUTUMN MCHAVER
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(jumps out of line, nervously laughs) Oh,
Rosaline, you jokester, come in you, you,
you... (trails off, pulls Rosaline inside)
MILES BACK
(nervously approaches Rosaline) Hi, uh,Rosaline, my name is Miles Back... like,
Miles got-your-Back! Haha!
ROSALINE LUNSON
Hi, Miles, Im--
ROXANNE DELOUISE
(pushing Miles out of the way) I am Rox-
anne Delouise. Charmed to make your...
(extends hand) acquaintance.
ROSALINE LUNSONUh, hi, Roxanne, Im--
LANCE TURNER
Okay, guys, stop crowding her... (leads
Rosaline away from everyone else) Hey. Im
Lance, and Im heterosexual.
ROSALINE LUNSON
Uh, good for you?
ROSALINE LUNSON (CONFESSIONAL)So, by the looks of it, Im the least psy-
cho person here, and thats saying some-
thing. Like, my mom ran off to join the
carnies when I was two. (shakes fist) DARN
YOU BEARDED WOMAN...!
(SCENE: practice space.)
AUTUMN MCHAVER
So you remember Lance, right?
ROSALINE LUNSON
The one who said he was heterosexual?
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Yeah, him. Youre gonna be dancing his
parts and singing Penelopes.
PENELOPE BONATURE
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HEY! (voice cracks) I mean... (lowers
voice) hey.
ROSALINE LUNSON
Well, why cant she sing for herself?
PENELOPE BONATURE
You want me to show her?
(everyone: NONONONONONO etc.)
ROSALINE LUNSON
Oooh kay, sure.
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Okay, lets start practicing. Ive got a
few ideas for choreography, do you guys
mind?
(everyone: no.)
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Ill stand right in the center, and
Lance... you can stand right next to me.
Everyone else... go in the back. And Im
thinking about changing the song to Bad
Romance. Or something more romantic.
IZZY FISHUhm, I think its time for a water break?
AUTUMN MCHAVER
No, its time to PRACTICE!
MILES BACK
Actually, I could go for some water right
now.
(AUTUMN gives him the death glare. ROSALINE walks in to get water,
everyone follows (except for AUTUMN). She stops, everyone stops. She
looks worried.)
AUTUMN MCHAVER (CONFESSIONAL)
I cant believe Rosaline. She is stealing
mypeeps. Metaphorically speaking, I was
the head cheerleader of this squad and
then the new girl barges in and becomes
the leader. (to herself) Wait, why would
boys be on a cheerleading squad? Unless
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theyre gay... (stares into space. Realiz-
ing the camera is still on...) ...Can I
erase? Start over? Please? (camera shakes
no)
(ROSALINE looks for a cup. Sees labeled cups, none of which have hername on it.)
ROSALINE LUNSON
Uh... where can I get a cup?
MADISON PRETENSE
You didnt bring your own?
ROSALINE LUNSON
I didnt get the memo.
AUTUMN MCHAVER(snarky) We all bring our own cups here.
SPENCER SHUNECK (CONFESSIONAL)
Us theater kids have a system. You either
follow the system or... (awkwardly takes
of glasses, cleans them.) ...youre
screwed.
MILES BACK
(gets cup and sharpie) Ill make your cup
for you. How do you spell your name?
ROSALINE LUNSON
R...O...S...
(ROSALINE spells out her name, MILES writes it looking really ex-
cited. MILES hands her the cup, and their hands touch. They stay
there for a while until IZZY breaks through.)
IZZY FISH
OOOOKAY! Lets get back to practice!
(pulls Rosaline aside.) I have to be hon-est with you. Ive dated Miles, like, five
times, and Im in still in love with him.
FLASHBACK!
IZZY FISH
Hi.
MILES BACK
Uh.. hi.
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IZZY FISH
(stands awkwardly) Good first date!
MILES BACK
Uh, what? We werent on a date...
IZZY FISH
I said, uh, good first CATE!
MILES BACK
Cate? What?
IZZY FISH
Plate! I said good PLATE!
MILES BACK
What? That makes no more sense than the
last one!
IZZY FISH
Creep on you later! I mean facebook stalk
you later! No! I mean! BYE!
END FLASHBACK
IZZY FISH
Deeply. Deeply in love with him.
IZZY FISH (CONFESSIONAL)
So that was kind of a lie. I actually just
want to make sure that Miles is available
just in case he ever wants to ask me out,
because at this point, like Joseph and his
amazing technicolor dreamcoat, any boy
will do. Well, he said dream, but for me,
a boy is a dream.
ROSALINE LUNSON
Oh okay, uh, thats, nice... Im... Imgonna get my cup now. (looks at cup in
hand) I mean, my other cup.
IZZY FISH
You only have one cup...
ROSALINE LUNSON
(walks away to sink)
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MADISON PRETENSE (CONFESSIONAL)
After convincing Autumn to go back to my
original plan for Petras video, (shows
Autumn arguing violently with Madison) we
resumed practice.
(PENELOPE is instructing ROSALINE on where to stand. Suddenly, ROX-
ANNE breaks them apart and begins shaking PENELOPE.)
ROXANNE DELOUISE
OH, TERROR! OH, HORROR!
PENELOPE BONATURE
Roxy! Roxy! Calm the fudgebuddie bars
down! Whats your problem?!
ROXANNE DELOUISE
I HAVE FORGOTTEN THE NEW GIRLS NAME!
PENELOPE BONATURE
Roxy... shes standing right there. You
should probably just ask her.
ROXANNE DELOUISE
But I do not know her name.
PENELOPE BONATURE
...okay, youre not understanding the con-
cept of askingher--
ROXANNE DELOUISE
(abruptly) WHAT IS HER NAME?
PENELOPE BONATURE
(obviously disturbed) ITS ROSALINE!
ROXANNE DELOUISE
Oh, thank you my sweet child! Now I must
rest due to emotional fatigue. (walks a
few steps, then drops to the ground)
(ROSALINE stares blankly at ROXANNE.)
PENELOPE BONATURE
She does that a lot. Its normal. (giggles
nervously... awkward silence.) Uh, Im
just gonna, uh, help her up... yeah.
(walks away)
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SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
(walks up from behind Rosaline) Hey.
ROSALINE LUNSON
(startled) Woah! Uh, hi!
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
Im Seymour. Youre Rosaline, right?
Rosaline is like, a totally wack name. Is
it Czechoslavian or something?
ROSALINE LUNSON
You mean, Czechoslovakian?
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
Nah, Im pretty sure its Czechoslavian. I
have a cousin from there. His names Nico.
All they eat is like, ground up beans. Ithink they call it humorous.
ROSALINE LUNSON
I think your cousin is Greek.
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
No, man, if he were from Greece, hed wear
one of those caps that are like, surgi-
cally implanted into the skull. And hed
have a big nose like Barbara Streisand.
ROSALINE LUNSON
Now youre stereotyping Jewish people.
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
Yeah, youre right, I am. (pauses.) What
am I doing?
SPENCER SHUNECK
(drags Seymour away) Oookay, thats
enough, big fella.
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
Spencer, she said I was stereotyping!
SPENCER SHUNECK
Seymour, do you even know what that means?
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
I... (opens his mouth like hes about to
say something, closes it, and repeats this
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a few times before inching away slowly &
awkwardly.)
SPENCER SHUNECK
(turns to Rosaline) Hi, we havent for-
mally met. Im Spencer.
ROSALINE LUNSON
Isnt Spencer a boys name?
SPENCER SHUNECK
Sure, if youre a close-minded tradition-
alist who adheres to the standards of
early 20th century society.
ROSALINE LUNSON
So its not just a boys name?
SPENCER SHUNECK
(very slowly removes glasses, cleans them
without removing her gaze from Rosaline,
then pauses.) No. (walks away)
SPENCER SHUNECK (CONFESSIONAL)
I feel a sense of emotional detachment to-
ward this decade. Its probably because of
my past life. According to a birthmark on
my inner thigh, I have deduced that in my
last life, I was a rebellious teen of the70s. Or so my friends on tumblr tell me.
(LATER ON. Everyone walks into the living room and sits in various
places.)
MADISON PRETENSE
Well, that was a... a great practice...
(forces a really cheesy smile)
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Yeah, if great means awkward.
MADISON PRETENSE
No, I meant... great. (same cheesy smile)
ROSALINE LUNSON
No, shes right. It was awkward because I
was here. Im sorry for making you all
feel uncomfortable.
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MADISON PRETENSE
We werent uncomfortable, right guys?
(awkward silence.)
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Well, that wasnt an uncomfortable silence
at all.
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
Actually, I did feel the teeeeeeniest
smidgen uncomfortable... (hes elbowed in
the gut by the person nearest to him.)
ROSALINE LUNSON
You guys can be honest with me. Whats on
your minds right now?
(Theres a lengthy pause, and then all of a sudden, an EXPLOSION of
energy. Everyone is shouting their thoughts at the same time.)
LANCE TURNER
Rosaline thinks Im gay, she TOTALLY
thinks Im gay! Im not! Im STRAIGHT,
okay? And Ill prove it! (turns to Pe-
nelope) Wanna make out?
PENELOPE BONATURE
WHAT?!
ROXANNE DELOUISE
10 MEASURES OF REST, EVERYONE! (everyone
stops talking.) Now were all going to say
our thoughts one at a time-- oh, Jesus
Christ Superstar! (CUT to Lance and Pe-
nelope (fake, obviously) making out. They
look up abruptly and awkwardly inch away
from each other.) Now, I have a way to
keep this organized.
(CUT to ROSALINE holding some strange object.)
ROXANNE DELOUISE
This is the talking stick. If you dont
have the talking stick, then you are si-
lent, or may Stephen Schwartz strike you
down. (everyone does the sign of the
cross.) You may speak, Rosaline.
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ROSALINE LUNSON
(staring at the talking stick) Well, uh, I
guess I feel weird because you guys all
seem to have problems with me. Im sorry
for intruding and everything, and Im
sorry you guys hate me--
AUTUMN MCHAVER
(steals the talking stick from Rosaline.
Pretends to be crying.) That was a beauti-
ful speech. (Rosaline mutters I wasnt
finished off-camera.) I feel like I need
to come clean now... Earlier, when every-
one was obsessed with you, I plotted your
death. And Im sorry.
ROSALINE LUNSON
What?
IZZY FISH
(takes talking stick from Autumn) I dont
hate you at all! I just hate the fact that
your hair is like a luscious cloud of hap-
piness.
SPENCER SHUNECK
(takes talking stick from Izzy) I dont
hate you, either. In fact, I admire your
gumption to stick to traditional gender
themes even though the rest of America is
working towards gender equality.
MILES BACK
(takes talking stick from Spencer) I love
you. I mean, I dont hate you either.
AUTUMN MCHAVER
(takes stick from Miles) SHUT UP, MILES.
(forces it into Seymours hands)
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
Uhh... I really dont have anything to say
right now... go football!?
ROXANNE DELOUISE
(rips talking stick out of Miles hands) I
think what it comes down to is the fact
that we were all so concerned with im-
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pressing you that it interfered with our
ability to actually interact with you cor-
rectly.
(everyone voices their agreement/nods.)
ROSALINE LUNSON
(Roxanne hands her the talking stick.)
Guys, seriously, I dont care what youre
like. Honestly, look at me. The motherless
daughter of a carny, my dad hates me be-
cause of my pillow hair, (Penelope strok-
ing from behind) stop it! Youre gonna
make it angry. I mean, you could all throw
pens at me right now and I wouldnt care!
(cut to people picking up pens) NO! NO! I
mean throw your shoes at me-- I MEAN, NO!
THAT EXPENSIVE GLASS LAMP THAT COULD KILL
ME-- NO! YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU COULD THROW
ABSOLUTELY. NOTHING. AT ME.AND ID STILL
LIKE YOU. OKAY? NOTHING. JUST NOTHING.
JUST PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN. (puts the talk-
ing stick on the floor.)
AUTUMN MCHAVER
...Uh, yeeeah, seriously guys, chill out.
ROXANNE DELOUISE
Excuse me, Autumn, do you havethe talking
stick?
AUTUMN MCHAVER
No, but neither do you!
ROXANNE DELOUISE
That is a true statement, however, I am
the mediator of this farce, and as media-
tor, I have explicit permission to talk as
I please.
LANCE TURNER
Thats not very fair.
ROXANNE DELOUISE
I feel you have the right to know that Im
resisting making an enraged comment right
now--
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LANCE TURNER
Say it to my face, betch!
PENELOPE BONATURE
Lets just calm. Down. Guys.
AUTUMN MCHAVER
Oh no, you locked lips with Lance, you
have no say in this!
LANCE TURNER
Is that a personal attack?
(everyone else gets up and begins to argue. ROSALINE is sitting on
the couch, stricken with fear.)
ROSALINE LUNSON (CONFESSIONAL)
After the epic fight ended, everyone wasfriends again, just like that. (CUT to
theater kids sitting around, talking,
laughing and smiling.) I thought it was
pretty funny how that could happen, but
then I remembered that theater kids come
from a different planet. And really, I
dont mind it a bit. They all have strange
personalities: (as each kid is mentioned,
theres a close-up of them as they inter-
act with each other.) Spencers too hip-
ster to function and Seymours dumber thanmy brother who failed the first grade
three times. Penelopes a bit creepy,
Madisons a spaz, and Lance overcompen-
sates like woah. Izzys a little boy crazy
and Roxannes a total character. Autumn
is... still Autumn, unfortunately. But you
know what? Everyones individuality is
what makes them interesting. I can tell
life is never going to be the same.
(FADES TO BLACK.)
(SCENE: a stage/cleared off place where the dance routine will take
place. Everyone is standing in a line in back. Madison is closest to
the camera.)
MADISON PRETENSE
Is it recording?
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LANCE TURNER
(holding a camera.) Yeah!
MADISON PRETENSE
(very excitedly, spazzing out a bit.)
Okay! Hi Petra! HAPPY TENTH BIRTHDAY! Myfriends and I put this together for you, I
hope you like it! Give kisses to Aunt Lucy
and Uncle Bob for me! Muah! Muah! Muah!
Muah! Muah!
SEYMOUR ZEFFERBEE
(walking up to Madison. He taps her on the
shoulder. She abruptly starts.) Maddie.
Lets just do this.
MADISON PRETENSE
Oh, right. (she and Seymour go to their
places.)
(Everyone performs TIK TOK. At the end, they all scream HAPPY
BIRTHDAY PETRA!)
END PILOT EPISODE.