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Father's Day Dads still Say Go ask your Mother. Because I said so. If you were told to jump off a cliff,woud you? Rightly tightly,lefty Loosey. When I was your age.. They don't make them like they used to. Were you raised in a barn? Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about. Dad Jokes "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" asked the boy."Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table,son," his father replied. After dinner the father inquired, "Now son,what did you want to ask me?' "Oh, nothing," the boy said. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it's gone." ~ Mark Y. Middletown Fatherly Wit and Wisdom My Fatherdidn't ask me to leave home. He took me down to the highway and pointed. ~Henry Youngman I've been to war.I've raised twins.If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war. ~George W Bush June Birthday's Maddie 6-8 Dick Stevenson 6-12 Ruby Kelly 6-23 Bob Hall 6-25 Peggy Cunningham 6-28 Pat Enright 6-28 Jessie McClure 6-30 June

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Father's DayDads still Say Go ask your Mother. Because I said so. If you were told tojump off a cliff,woudyou? Rightly tightly,leftyLoosey. When I was your age.. They don't makethem like they usedto. Were you raised in abarn? Stop crying or I'll giveyou something to cryabout.

Dad Jokes "Dad, are bugs goodto eat?" asked theboy."Let's not talkabout such things atthe dinner table,son,"his father replied.After dinner thefather inquired,"Now son,what didyou want to ask me?'"Oh, nothing," the boy said. "There wasa bug in your soup,but now it's gone."~ Mark Y.

MiddletownFatherly Wit and Wisdom My Fatherdidn't ask me to leave home.He took me down to the highway andpointed.~Henry Youngman I've been to war.I've raised twins.If I hada choice, I'd rather go to war.~George W Bush

June Birthday'sMaddie 6-8 Dick Stevenson6-12 Ruby Kelly6-23 Bob Hall6-25

Peggy Cunningham6-28 Pat Enright6-28 Jessie McClure6-30

June

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June

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9a Current Events9:30a Men's Hot Topic 10:30a Fitness11 Cross wordChallenge1:30p Bingo3p Hot Dog Friday

10:30 Fitness11a Word Puzzles1:30p Bingo3p Crossword Challenge6p Movie Night

9:00a Worship10:30a Fitness Class1:30p Bingo3:00pLemonade6:00p Sit on FrontPorch w/Friends

9a Women's Hot Topic10:30a Fitness11a Crossword 1:30p Bingo3p Cooking Club Grilled Peaches6p Putting

9a Bible Study10:30 Fitness11a Lunch Bunch1:30p Bingo2:30 Manicures3:30p Corn Hole6p Uno cards

Western Day9a Horse-shoes10:30 Campfire Sing along & Smores1:30 Andy Armadillo3p Corn Hole/Comm. 6p Musical Perform.

9a Reminisce 10a Shopping Trip10:30a Fitness1p Bingo1:30p Stitch N Time2p Cookies-Lemonade3p Bible Club

9a Current Events9:30a Men's Hot Topic 10:30a Fitness11:30am Alpaca1:30p Bingo2:30p Musical Performance

10:30 Fitness11a Word Puzzles1:30p Bingo3p Crossword Challenge6p Movie Night

9:00a Worship10:30a Fitness Class1:30p Bingo3:00p Lemonade6:00p Sit on FrontPorch w/Friends

9a Women's Hot Topic10:30a Fitness11a Crossword 1:30p Bingo2p Massages3p Cooking Club Grilled Burgers

9a Bible Study10:30 Fitness11a Lunch Bunch1:30p Bingo2:30 Manicures3p Musical Performance

9a Horse Shoes10a Walking Club10:30a Fitness11a Word Puzzles1:30p Craft 3p Sno Cones 6p Corn Hole

Flag Day9a Flag puzzle 10:30a Poems 11a Flag Day Ceremony 1p Flag Bingo3p Bible Club

9a Current Events9:30a Men's Hot Topic10a Tone Up1:30p Bingo5p Father's Day Dogs&Dads Cook-Out

10:30 Fitness11a Word Puzzles1:30p Bingo3p Crossword Challenge6p Movie Night

Father's Day9:00a Worship10:30a Fishing Fitness1:30p Bingo3p FD Puzzle Games6p Father of The Bride Movie

9a Women's Hot Topic10:30a Fitness11a Crossword 1:30p Bingo2p Massages-MB's3p Cooking Club Smore's Nachos

9a Bible Study10:30 Fitness11a Lunch Bunch1:30p Bingo2:30 Manicures3:30p Corn Hole6p Uno cards

9a Horse Shoes10a Walking Club10:30a Fitness11a Word Puzzles1:30p Craft 3p Sno Cones 3p Communion

9a Reminisce 10a Shopping Trip10:30a Fitness1p Bingo1:30p Stitch N Time2p Cookies-Lemonade3p Bible Club

9a Current Events9:30a Men's Hot Topic10a Tone Up11 Cross word 1:30p Resident B-Day2p Musical Perfomance

10:30 Fitness11a Word Puzzles1:30p Bingo3p Musical Performance6p Movie Night

9:00a Worship10:30a Fitness Class1:30p Bingo3:00p Lemonade6:00p Sit on FrontPorch w/Friends

9a Women's Hot Topic10:30a Fitness11a Crossword 1:30p Bingo2p Massages3p Cooking Club Corn on the Cob

9a Bible Study10:30 Fitness11a Lunch Bunch1:30p Bingo2:30 Manicures3:30p Corn Hole6p Uno cards

9a Horse Shoes10a Walking Club10:30a Fitness11:30a Resident Store1:30pResident Council 3p Auction

9a Reminisce 10a Shopping Trip10:30a Fitness1p Bingo1:30p Stitch N Time2p Cookies-Lemonade3p Bible Club

9a Current Events9:30a Men's Hot Topic10a Tone Up11 Cross wordChallenge1:30p Bingo3p Hot Dog Friday

10:30 Fitness1:30p Bingo3p Crossword Challenge6p Movie Night

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